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rude valentines day card / roses are red violets are blue. valentine's day is stupid / galentines day / snarky valentine's day card/for her

Price:$4.85

QuirkyCardCompany  
Arrives soon! Get it by Nov 16-23 if you order today
Nov 16-23

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Star Seller. This seller consistently earned 5-star reviews, shipped on time, and replied quickly to any messages they received.

Highlights

  • Materials: matte cardstock, brown kraft envelope, ink, card, blank

Are you anti-valentines day but your significant other isn't? This funny card is for you! Works great for a galentines gift also!

~OUTSIDE:
"roses are red. violets are blue. valentine's day is stupid"

INSIDE:
blank for you to write your own personal sentiment.

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INCLUDES
✔ A2 size (4.25 x 5.5” half letter) card printed on matte 80# quality card stock - landscape orientation.
✔ A2 size brown kraft self sealing envelope.

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DISCOUNT CODES

✔ 3FOR13 (3 cards for $13)
✔ 6FOR26 (6 cards for $26)
✔ 9FOR39 (9 cards for $39)
✔ 15FOR65 (15 cards for $65)

✔ 50 cards or more receive 15% off with code 15PERCENTOVER50

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SHIPPING
✔ all cards ship free using U.S. Postal Service (USPS)
✔ orders of 5 cards or less - NO TRACKING - think letter with a stamp. Etsy will call it tracking but it is
rarely accurate so please do not go by that.
✔ orders of 6 cards or more - TRACKING INCLUDED - no upgrade needed.
✔ want tracking on orders of 5 cards or less? upgrade to Ground Advantage for $5.00 or Priority Mail
for $11.

✔ Please note USPS can be pretty slow in some cases - many times my cards arrive in 2-5 days, but other
times, it can take 12 or more! Please contact me if you haven't received it after 14 business days of
shipping.

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RETURNS
✔ We love happy customers! Although we don’t accept returns or exchanges, please contact us with
any issues so we can make it right.

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✔Each card is designed, printed, folded and sent with love from the beautiful Black Hills of South Dakota!

follow me on instagram! : www.instagram.com/quirkycardcompany
follow me on facebook! : www.facebook.com/quirkycardcompany

THANKS FOR YOUR ORDER. GRANNY WOULD BE PROUD :)

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ehhh...the "NOT SO FINE" print:

Heya! - things can happen to mail. I'd like to say USPS is awesome, but granny didn't raise no liar.
✔ Lost cards: this can happen - if you don't have your card after 14 business days (longer during the holidays cuz they're slow as molasses) please reach out to me (within 60 days). I will make it right - cuz I'm awesome even if USPS isn’t.
✔ Returned cards: if a card is returned due to you inputting the wrong address or because you have moved, I will resend to the correct address for a $1 fee to cover mailing supplies and postage.
✔ Damaged: very rarely a card may get damaged by USPS - this is not my fault - and it sucks for BOTH of us. Since they are not insured with USPS, Please let me know and I will direct you how to open a case with Etsy’s purchase protection program for damaged items. Be sure to take pictures.

  • Order today to get by Nov 16-23
  • Returns & exchanges not accepted
  • Free shipping
  • Ships from: Custer, SD

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What buyers say, summarized by AI: Looks great Great quality Love it Fast shipping

5.0

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(27 reviews)

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Etsy buyer Mar 2, 2026

Such a fun little card to celebrate a holiday I despise!

Etsy buyer Mar 2, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Kerrie Apr 1, 2025

Exactly how it is pictured.

Kerrie Apr 1, 2025

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Lynn Feb 7, 2025

Cute card. Thank you very much.

Lynn Feb 7, 2025

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Annie Jan 24, 2025

Always the funniest cards on the highest quality paper. I love shopping here!

Annie Jan 24, 2025

QuirkyCardCompany
Jackie
QuirkyCardCompany ·

Custer, South Dakota

We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 5.0
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192.2k sales
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Jackie
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Rave reviews Average review rating is 4.8 or higher.

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