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Waterproof Splash Blanket™ - Champagne The OG

Name: Waterproof Splash Blanket™ - Champagne The OG
Brand: YPPCrystals
SKU: 1167972419
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.8 (298 reviews)

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Have you had to replace your couch or mattress because of your squirting antics? Fear not. Our leak-proof Squirt Blankets™ not only protect your bedsheets, expensive eco mattress, couch covers, carpet or carseats from your juicy gushes, they also give you peace of mind and ability to fully relax during intimacy and "let the flood gates open". The Squirt Blanket™ looks like any other innocuous couch throw, but is 100% waterproof, reversible and more importantly absorbent.

Stain-proof and double-sided leak-proof, these blankets are a lifesaver in the intimacy department, giving you peace of mind that you won't sleep in a wet patch or ruin the bed or couch!

What sizes are available?
Most of our Splash Blankets come in four different sizes - XS, S, M and L. Here are the measurements:

XS: 40 x 40 inches (1m x 1m round) - Travel size + ideal for everyday use
S: 50 x 50 inches (1.2m x 1.2m square) - Travel size + ideal for everyday use
M: 50 x 80 inches (1.2m x 2m rectangle) - Perfect for Single or Double beds
L: 80 x 80 inches (2m x 2m square) - Perfect for Queen or King beds

All our blankets are carefully handcrafted, and as a result, variations in size can occur.

Material:
One side of the Splash Blanket™ is made of vegan polyester sherpa fleece and the other side is made of micro-velvet fabric that has been bonded with a waterproof internal layer. The waterproof layer is made of 100% recycled Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU), which makes both sides of the blanket waterproof and absorbent. The TPU is a non-toxic, BPA-free and a 100% food-grade safe material that does not contain any chemicals that interfere with the endocrine or hormone system.

How Much Liquid Can the Blanket Hold?
Unlike many waterproof mats, which are like picnic rugs where the liquid pools on top, liquid on the Splash Blanket™ soaks in and absorbs into the fleece. It can hold up to one litre of liquid (tried and tested). These plush, fleecey blankets are double-sided and absorb all forms of sex juices, oils, lubes and bodily fluids.

Wash Instructions
Simply wash on a regular wash (cool or warm) like you would wash your sheets or towels and avoid using bleach or fabric softener. Dry your blanket in the tumble dryer to keep soft and fluffy or hang out on the washing line in the sunshine. To remove stubborn stains, we recommend using a gentle, eco stain remover.

Suggested uses
- Sex & solo self-pleasure sessions (calling all squirters and squirtees!)
- Free bleeding blanket for those menstrual cycles when you don't want to wear a tampon, menstrual cup or period undies!
- Pet snuggle blanket (beware of puppy thieves)
- Baby blanket for free-nappy time
- Birth blanket and post-partum recovery
- An innocuous “throw” for your couch and spontaneous sex sessions
- Incontinence blanket for pets, kids, elderly or bed wetting
- Indoors or outdoors picnic blankets - no need to cry over spilt juice.

Warranty and Disclaimer
Your blanket, when cared for properly, can last many years! However not all good things last forever, so depending on how often you use it and how you wash your blanket, the waterproof functionality of the blanket can last approximately one year.

Disclaimer: It is totally normal to hear some sound after washing your Splash Blanket™ as it contains a 100% recycled plastic Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU) waterproof layer, which is bonded to the fabric inside of the blanket. This is what keeps your couch, mattress or other surfaces protected from all forms of sex juices, oils, lubes, and bodily fluids. To make the blanket completely silent, we would have to remove the TPU layer, which defeats the purpose of the product entirely.

We are continually innovating our waterproof technology, and this includes improving the functionality of our best-selling blankets. Since launching in 2020, we have created a double-layer TPU film to give you even more peace of mind when having sexy time, so you can fully relax and enjoy yourself! For this reason, you might notice a plastic sound after washing your blanket.

If you have sensory issues or are highly sensitive to sounds, you may prefer the Bamboo Splash Blanket™ as it is less audible than the OG Splash Blanket™.

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Wash your Splash Blanket™ on a cold gentle or delicate wash with washing liquid or powder and be sure not to use bleach or fabric softener. If you find yourself with a stain you can use an eco friendly stain remover and soak for 15 minutes before throwing it in the wash. We suggest washing your blanket on its own wash and then tumble dry on a low heat or hang out in the sunshine.

Our blankets are both plush AND practical and can hold up to a litre of liquid. The waterproof technology is undetectable (yep, no plastic scrunchy sound), yet it works every time! They are made of polyester fleece, velvety velour with an inner layer of thermoplastic polyurethane (TPU). We also have an organic bamboo light-weight summer range coming out soon!