Price:$5.00

I Got You This Card Instead Of Grandkids Happy Mother's Day, Funny Mother's Day Card, Rude Mom Day Greeting Card, Sassy Birthday Card

Name: I Got You This Card Instead Of Grandkids Happy Mother's Day, Funny Mother's Day Card, Rude Mom Day Greeting Card, Sassy Birthday Card
Brand: SleazyGreetings
SKU: 1169567467
Price: 5.00 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.4 (106 reviews)

SleazyGreetings

Arrives soon! Get it by Jul 24-Aug 1 if you order today

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Highlights

Party decor for gatherings and celebrations

PLEASE NOTE: We offer shipping for $1.95 on all cards via stamped letter mail. Shipping with letter mail does note provide tracking numbers or tracking information. If you wish to have tracking information for your order, you will need to upgrade shipping at checkout. This will ship your order as a USPS package, which will receive tracking.

A quick heads-up to our US customers: unless you've opted for the tracking upgrade, our cards are sent via stamp postage. Delivery times for USPS first class letters can vary, ranging from a few days to about 14. Your patience is greatly appreciated, as once they're mailed, they're in the hands of the postal service. Thanks for understanding!

INSIDE:
Our cards provide the perfect canvas for your heartfelt words or witty remarks. Pen your sentiment and make it uniquely yours.

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INCLUDES
✔ A7 Size Card (5” x 7"): Printed on premium matte card stock for a sleek, modern look.
✔ A7 Size Envelope: Comes with a matching brown kraft self-sealing envelope, adding a rustic touch to your thoughtful message.

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SHIPPING
✔ U.S. Orders: Economy shipping is $1.95, but this shipping options does not include a USPS tracking number. Want to track your order? Choose upgraded shipping at checkout - $4.95 for first class or $7.95 for priority. Note: Etsy's tracking for standard shipping isn't always reliable. It might show 'delivered' or 'pre-transit' inaccurately.

✔ Delivery Times: Our cards usually arrive in 2-5 days in the U.S., but sometimes it can take up to 14 days or more. Haven't received your order after 14 business days? Please reach out to me.

Thanks for understanding and choosing Sleazy Greetings for your funny card needs!

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Hey everyone, let's talk about mail mishaps (because, let's face it, they happen):

✔ Lost Cards: If your card is MIA for over 14 business days (give it a bit longer during holiday season snail-mail traffic), don't sweat it. Shoot me a message. I’ll step in and sort it out – because I believe in happy endings, even if the USPS occasionally doesn't.

✔ Wrong Address/Returned Cards: Accidents happen, like entering the wrong address or moving house. If a card boomerangs back to me, I’ll need you to cover the postage and a new envelope cost for a resend. I wish I could do it for free, but hey, even card magicians have to keep the lights on!

✔ Damaged Goods: In the rare event your card gets a rough ride with USPS and arrives looking less than perfect, that's a bummer for both of us. I can’t fight the USPS dragons on this since they don’t insure our funnies, but I’ll meet you halfway – you’ll get a 50% refund.

Remember, I’m here to make your card experience awesome, despite the occasional postal plot twist!

Order today to get by Jul 24-Aug 1
Returns & exchanges accepted within 30 days
Cost to ship: $1.95

Enjoy free shipping to the US when you spend $35+ at this shop.
Ships from: Englewood, CO

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