• May include: A white sticker with black text that reads "roses are red, violets are blue, I watch enough, MURDER SHOWS, they will never find you."
  • May include: A white sticker with black text on a laptop. The sticker reads "Roses are red, violets are blue, I watch enough MURDER SHOWS, they will never find you."
  • May include: A lilac-colored graphic with sticker application instructions. The text includes steps like cleaning the surface with an alcohol swab, letting it dry, and using a squeegee. The image also features a QR code and a logo with a moon and stars.
  • May include: A white sticker with black text that reads "roses are red, violets are blue, I watch enough, MURDER SHOWS, they will never find you."
  • May include: A white sticker with black text on a laptop. The sticker reads "Roses are red, violets are blue, I watch enough MURDER SHOWS, they will never find you."
  • May include: A lilac-colored graphic with sticker application instructions. The text includes steps like cleaning the surface with an alcohol swab, letting it dry, and using a squeegee. The image also features a QR code and a logo with a moon and stars.
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MFM Murderino and True Crime Laptop/Water Bottle Decal Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I Watch Enough Murder Shows

NightyNightNurse  
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  • Materials: vinyl, sticker paper, lamination

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I watch enough murder shows, they will never find you. Channel your inner Murderino and let everyone know about your love of true crime. And that you'll for sure be able to hide a body if necessary.

Not all surfaces play nice with vinyl stickers. If your water bottle is textured, it may not stick as well - every surface is different. That said, I've had my stickers on my metal water bottle for 6+ months with no change in the stickiness or the laminate.

To get the best stick out of your sticker, I have a few suggestions. First, clean the area you want to put your sticker on with an alcohol swab. Then wait for it to dry completely. After that, use a squeegee or a credit card to get your sticker completely adhered to the surface. Leave the sticker to "cure" for 24 hours - just leave it alone - and you should have sticker sticking success!

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“Thank you so much! Just as described!”

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  • Cost to ship
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Etsy buyer Aug 16, 2026

Thank you so much! Just as described!

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Michele Jan 1, 2026

Arrived on time and in great shape.

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Etsy buyer Dec 10, 2025

Such a cute and different sticker for my collection!

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Patty Jul 29, 2023

in case anyone needs to know my obsession with crime shows there's a sticker for that!

Patty Jul 29, 2023

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May include: A white sticker with black text that reads "roses are red, violets are blue, I watch enough, MURDER SHOWS, they will never find you."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I watch enough murder shows, they will never find you. Channel your inner Murderino and let everyone know about your love of true crime. And that you'll for sure be able to hide a body if necessary.

Not all surfaces play nice with vinyl stickers. If your water bottle is textured, it may not stick as well - every surface is different. That said, I've had my stickers on my metal water bottle for 6+ months with no change in the stickiness or the laminate.

To get the best stick out of your sticker, I have a few suggestions. First, clean the area you want to put your sticker on with an alcohol swab. Then wait for it to dry completely. After that, use a squeegee or a credit card to get your sticker completely adhered to the surface. Leave the sticker to "cure" for 24 hours - just leave it alone - and you should have sticker sticking success!

  • Materials
    vinyl, sticker paper, lamination

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    Nov 14-20
  • Exchanges
    Accepted within 30 days.
  • Ships from
    Denver, CO
  • Cost to ship
    FREE to United States, 43215

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NightyNightNurse
Jess Autumn
NightyNightNurse ·

Denver, Colorado

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