• May include: Black t-shirt with a white circle graphic featuring a possum with its mouth open and the text "Live Fast Eat Trash".
  • May include: A black t-shirt with a white circle graphic featuring a possum with the text "Live Fast Eat Trash".
  • May include: Black t-shirt with a white circle graphic featuring a possum with the text "Live Fast Eat Trash".
  • May include: Black t-shirt with a white circle graphic featuring a possum and the text "Live Fast Eat Trash".
  • May include: A size chart for unisex t-shirts, showing measurements in inches for width, length, and chest to fit. The chart includes sizes XS through 3XL. The t-shirts are described as ultra-soft, airlume combed, and ringspun cotton.
  • May include: Black t-shirt with a white circle graphic featuring a possum with its mouth open and the text "Live Fast Eat Trash".
  • May include: A black t-shirt with a white circle graphic featuring a possum with the text "Live Fast Eat Trash".
  • May include: Black t-shirt with a white circle graphic featuring a possum with the text "Live Fast Eat Trash".
  • May include: Black t-shirt with a white circle graphic featuring a possum and the text "Live Fast Eat Trash".
  • May include: A size chart for unisex t-shirts, showing measurements in inches for width, length, and chest to fit. The chart includes sizes XS through 3XL. The t-shirts are described as ultra-soft, airlume combed, and ringspun cotton.
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Funny Possum T-Shirt: Live Fast Eat Trash Graphic Tee

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ABOUT FUNKYGOATSHIRTS:
Hi there! I'm Jordan, the designer of all these silly shirts. If you love weird animals (especially opossums) and dumb shirt designs, then you're in the right place!

ABOUT THE PRINTING PROCESS:
I'm just a designer, so the printing and shipping process is handled by professionals. Most of my designs are hand printed in Miami by Monster Digital. They are a really great printing company, and it shows in the quality of their prints!

RETURNS:
Unfortunately because all of my shirts are made to order, I cannot accept returns. Please do not hesitate to contact me regarding any issues, however, as I am always happy to assist! And of course, happy to provide refunds/ replacements in the unlikely event of mistakes or if something is not as described

ABOUT THE SHIRTS:
All of my designs are printed on 'Bella + Canvas 3001' brand unisex T-Shirts. These are really great, popular shirts, and include:

- High-quality combed, ringspun cotton
- Taped side seams
- Taped shoulder seams
- Ribbed knit collars
- No shrinkage
- These make for a quality build to help maintain shape and prevent stretching

SHIPPING:
Free with tracking to USA! :) Most US orders arrive within 10 days

SIZING:
Please refer to the sizing chart included in the listing pictures

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Price:$29.99

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