Funny Birthday Card / So Old - Unique Birthday Card - Card for Friend - Mom Birthday - Dad Birthday by FINCH and HARE

Name: Funny Birthday Card / So Old - Unique Birthday Card - Card for Friend - Mom Birthday - Dad Birthday by FINCH and HARE
Brand: FINCHandHARE
SKU: 120506824
Price: 6.00 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 5.0 (12460 reviews)

FINCHandHARE

Arrives soon! Get it by May 1-10 if you order today

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Give this funny birthday card to Janine for her 53rd birthday & film her reaction then text it to me. I want to see her botoxed face react.

Folded: You are just so, so old.
Unfolded: You are just so youthful. Good-looking, also, so I'm sure you've been told.

• Unique fold-out card printed on heavy card stock
• Matching envelope
• A6 size: Folded: 4.5 x 6.25", Unfolded: 13.5 x 6.25"

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Ships from Portland, OR

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You can add names or a line of text to fold-out cards. On wedding party cards, the last “Will you be my…?” line can be changed to whatever you’d like. These changes can be requested in the notes section at checkout. Requests for changes to the text that creates the fold-out message need to be made prior to purchase.

*Sale-priced cards are not available for wording/color changes.

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If you did purchase tracking - the system can be handy, but unfortunately also very inconsistent. Some places and postal workers don't scan items, so we may not see many entries on your package.

For international orders, the last entry we see, outside of being scanned “delivered,” is often when it leaves the U.S. or arrives into Customs. Although the tracking system is somewhat unreliable, packages are very rarely lost, in my experience. If your order hasn’t arrived within 4 weeks, let us know. We may know of a Customs backup in your country or whether other orders are delayed as well.

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WITHIN THE US:
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5-15 business days (usually 6-7), not guaranteed

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