Price:$6.50
Sorry Your Titty Was Being Shitty, Breast Cancer Support Card, Mastectomy, Lumpectomy Card
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Highlights
Send a bit of laughter to brighten someone's bad boob day! This lovely and straightforward card is cut from purple thick cardstock and is adhered to a high quality folded card. The inside is blank for you to offer support, encouragement or camaraderie you decide.
SHIPPING
• FREE SHIPPING with orders over $35
• Ships in 1-2 business days (same day if possible)
• Standard USPS First Class Mail takes 2-8 days & has UNRELIABLE Etsy tracking (not on USPS site)
• USPS Flat Rate 3-day with tracking is NOT guaranteed to arrive in 3 days (may take 3-5 days)
• Choose to ship Priority Mail Express with tracking for GUARANTEED 2-day delivery
• All items are mailed via USPS with no shipping on Sundays or Holidays
DIRECT TO RECIPIENT INSTRUCTIONS
If you would like this directly mailed to the recipient, please mark your purchase as a gift and I will be happy to add your message inside the card. Card will be sent in the envelope it comes in & will not have any purchase details included. Takes about 2-8 business days using standard shipping. There are NO RETURNS OR REFUNDS on direct mail cards. Please provide a return address.
EXTRA CARD DETAILS
• All cards and envelopes are made from 100% post-consumer waste
• Card size is 6-1/4 inches X 4-1/2 inches (A6)
• Cards are packaged in clear plastic envelopes when not direct shipped
• Hand stamped with LL logo & web on back
• Each card comes with an envelope
• Designed and made in the Boulder, Colorado, USA
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Order today to get by Jun 8-15
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Returns & exchanges not accepted
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Cost to ship: $1.99Enjoy free shipping to the US when you spend $35+ at this shop.
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Ships from: Boulder, CO
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Reviews for this item
What buyers say, summarized by AI: Great quality Love it Fast shipping Looks great Perfect gift As described
Super cute card! Well packaged to prevent damage. Quality envelop and materials.
Greatest card. Good craftsmanship and feels like quality.
Response from Michelle Bingham
I am so happy to hear your card exceeded your expectations!
Great quality card stock; made my friend laugh! Loved it!
Response from Michelle Bingham
Laughter really is the best medicine! 😂
Snagged this card to add to a gift bag for a friend who is undergoing cancer treatment, we were taking a girls trip and I needed all my items for her gift before our flights, I ordered just over two weeks ahead of our trip to allow time for shipping. It's perfect. Shipped within 48 hours of my order and arrived with plenty of time for me to add to her gift bag.
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Smooth shipping Has a history of shipping on time with tracking.
Speedy replies Has a history of replying to messages quickly.
Rave reviews Average review rating is 4.8 or higher.
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