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  • May include: Book cover illustration of a woman with blonde hair and a yellow shirt standing with her hands on her hips. The book title is "above average girl" and the author is "TARA RYAN". The cover is pink with a floral pattern. The book cover also includes text that says "SEEKING AN AVERAGE AMERICAN GUY".
  • May include: A book cover with a pink background and a white illustration of a woman with blonde hair wearing a yellow shirt and blue pants. The text on the cover reads "above average girl" and "Seeking an average American guy". The author's name is "Tara Ryan".
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The average American woman is 5’4”, 164 pounds, and wears a size 14. Let’s just say that Laney Patterson is above average.

Above Average Girl is an intimate view into a plus-sized woman’s life and mind. Laney Patterson is an independent, self-sufficient business owner with a strong faith and great relationships – too bad all of her relationships are with other women. In her quest to attract an average American man, Laney explores a multitude of possible alterations, modifications and accentuations. Her crew of below-average friends offer ideas, support and encouragement and take her on such adventures as Lift and Separate, The Skinny Jean Fiasco, and Invasion of the Body Shapers. Laney soon discovers that no matter how she tries to reduce, cover up or accessorize her figure flaws, it really just boils down to finding a man who will appreciate all she has to offer.

This novel was written by Tara, the owner and maker at The Festive Flamingo. If you appreciate funny fiction with a little romance, you will love Above Average Girl!

Paperback. 258 pages

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May include: Book cover illustration of a woman with blonde hair and a yellow shirt standing with her hands on her hips. The book title is "above average girl" and the author is "TARA RYAN". The cover is pink with a floral pattern. The book cover also includes text that says "SEEKING AN AVERAGE AMERICAN GUY".

The average American woman is 5’4”, 164 pounds, and wears a size 14. Let’s just say that Laney Patterson is above average.

Above Average Girl is an intimate view into a plus-sized woman’s life and mind. Laney Patterson is an independent, self-sufficient business owner with a strong faith and great relationships – too bad all of her relationships are with other women. In her quest to attract an average American man, Laney explores a multitude of possible alterations, modifications and accentuations. Her crew of below-average friends offer ideas, support and encouragement and take her on such adventures as Lift and Separate, The Skinny Jean Fiasco, and Invasion of the Body Shapers. Laney soon discovers that no matter how she tries to reduce, cover up or accessorize her figure flaws, it really just boils down to finding a man who will appreciate all she has to offer.

This novel was written by Tara, the owner and maker at The Festive Flamingo. If you appreciate funny fiction with a little romance, you will love Above Average Girl!

Paperback. 258 pages

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