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And The Wise Nurse Decided F*ck This And Retired Card, Funny Retirement Card For Nurse, Retirement Card Funny, Friend Retirement Card

Name: And The Wise Nurse Decided F*ck This And Retired Card, Funny Retirement Card For Nurse, Retirement Card Funny, Friend Retirement Card
Brand: MuggedOffPrints
SKU: 1237185181
Price: 6.18 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 5.0 (21 reviews)

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Designed by MuggedOffPrints
Party decor for gatherings and celebrations

And The Wise Nurse Decided F*ck This And Retired Card, Funny Retirement Card For Nurse, Retirement Card Funny, Friend Retirement Card.

The perfect Retirement Card for your colleague or friend.

Every card is individually printed on 280gsm gloss paper.

Supplied with brown craft envelopes.

Direct to recipient shipping available.

Square - 5 x 5" (14 x 14cm).

Cards are dispatched in 1-2 working days and will be sent via Royal Mail tracked delivery. Delivery takes around 2-4 days ( please allow for longer delivery times on busy periods)

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