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Scottish Sayings Map Print: Funny Scotland Gift

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  • Designed by Almostmaps
  • Materials: High quality inks, Heavyweight paper, Professionally printed, Professionally packaged, Unique Idea, Original design, Handdrawn illustrations, Original research

Gie it laldie! A bonnie map brimming with Scottish sayings.
A great gift for fans of the Tartan Army, or anyone which loves Alba.
Dozens of top sayings and original hand-illustrated drawings.
Professionally printed on quality paper and quickly delivered.

Phrases include:

Lang may yer lum reek
She's uptae high doh
Yer at it
Um nae bothered
Whit’s fur ye’ll no go by ye
Whit ye upty tha nite?
Ya dancer
Sun's oot, taps aff
Is that you with yer tea?
Dae yer dinger
Yer at it
She’s a bonnie bairn
Ahm gonnae nay do that
Yer lookin peely wally
Dook yer toe in, it’s baltic
Kenya fixit forus?
Thas gee-in mee in the boak
Uh greet herd o' hairy coos
Gee it laldy cos yer a lang time deed
Ahm up tae ma oxters in keech
The tups are in the fank
Corrie down with me lassie
Hooz laid a jobbie in the cludgie
Maist a yooz guys will gettit
Aw rite yer wee bawbag?
Dunnae fash yersel
Ah wouldnae do him a fayva
It’s dreich on the ben
Class gaff, whit a hoot
Maist a yooz guys will gettit
Aw rite ya wee bawbag?
Wannae play fitba?
Get yer scran an’ ginger doon
Mad wae it
Shoogle yer bahoukie
The wee yin luvs his tatties
Maist a yooz guys will gettit
Quiet yer geggie
Hooz laid a jobbie in the cludgie?
Och yer bum’s oot tha windae
A braw stag by the burn
Ah got clarty walkin thru tha borg
Awae an’ bile yer heed
Boggin
Dook yer toe in, it’s baltic
Mad wae it - Drunk
Oan yer trolly - Go away
Och yer bum’s oot tha windae
Skinny malinky
Stop greetin’
Where yer fae?
‘Zarrafact?

….and many many more….

Locations include

Glaz-go, Edinbruh, Dundee, St Andrews, Abbadeen, Inverness, Fort William, Strayvun, Air, Eccleficken, Peeballs, Pennycook, Kirkoddy, Creeanlaruk, Mull, Aye-la, Jura, Arun, Skye, Wick, John O'Groats, Lewis, South You-ist, North Youist, The Minch, The Wee Minch, Harris, Ben Nevis, Loch Lowmund, Loch Ness, Tongue, Lost ... and more....


Illustrations of:
Edinburgh Castle, Tobermory Harbour, Glenfinnan Viaduct, Balmoral castle, Highland dancers, a north coast 500 mile camper van, a red squirrel, a thistle, puffins, dolphin, an orca, seals, a golden eagle, a highland cow, a Scottish terrier, fishing on the Tweed, a red deer stag, a piper, walkers, a bottle of whisky ...and more...

The Spoken in Scotland map makes a unique and meaningful gift - for a birthday, Christmas, house warming, anniversary, wedding - or a leaving present.

Made from:
Printed using high-quality inks on thick, matt white paper. Delivery is by tracked courier for framed or mounted products, or by the Royal Mail's tracked service for smaller prints, with items typically arriving within two working days.

It's pure dead brilliant.

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  • Exchanges accepted within 30 days
  • Cost to ship: $48.56
  • Ships from: United Kingdom

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Vanessa Dec 5, 2024

Received well packaged and pristine. Lovely quality

Vanessa Dec 5, 2024

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Lulu Jul 9, 2022

I bought this as a gift for a Scottish friend now living in England - she loves it! Whereas I, as a non Scot, couldn’t fully understand the written words - when she read them out loud we all had a good laugh! Great gift.

Lulu Jul 9, 2022

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Kirsty Sep 25, 2022

Kirsty Sep 25, 2022

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