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Glow in the Dark Poop – Funny Gag Gift, Camping Night Light, Stocking Stuffer, Fidget Toy, White Elephant Gift, Office Gift, Poop Toy, EDC

JustKeepGlowingLLC  

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“5 stars like always. I didn't know I needed a little bit of poo in my life.. but I am much happier now that I have some ^^”

pseudo

Jan 8, 2026

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    Nov 2-4
  • Cost to ship
    $5.98 to United States, 43215.

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4.9

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(5 reviews)

4.9 Item quality
4.9 Shipping
4.8 Customer service
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5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Etsy buyer Mar 28, 2026

what perfect gift for my son! He stole my glow bird, which rests on the dash of his car. i will swap it with the poop when he isn't looking. 🤨 keep coming up with great glow gifts, my friends!

Etsy buyer Mar 28, 2026

Response from Just Keep Glowing

Now that’s a #2 move we can get behind! 💩✨ Top-tier prank, zero notes. Thanks for the awesome review and the love for our #2 product!

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

pseudo Jan 8, 2026

5 stars like always. I didn't know I needed a little bit of poo in my life.. but I am much happier now that I have some ^^

pseudo Jan 8, 2026

Response from Just Keep Glowing

When a #2 earns 5 stars, you know it’s doing something right. 💩⭐️ Thanks for the glowing review!

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Michael Nov 4, 2025

A++++++++++++ Thank you very much!!!!

Michael Nov 4, 2025

Response from Just Keep Glowing

Michael, who knew poop could make people this happy? 💩Thanks for the kind words — we’re flushed with pride.

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Timothy Oct 7, 2024

This is funny and it glows very bright. Arrived quick. Very happy with purchase.

Timothy Oct 7, 2024

Response from Just Keep Glowing

Timothy, we're glad you're happy with our #1, number two product.💩

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Glow in the dark poop toy close-up showing bright green glow, funny gag gift and novelty night light

You didn’t wake up expecting to buy glowing poop today. And yet… this might be the smartest (and funniest) thing you add to your cart. 💩✨

Meet the Glow in the Dark Poop — a heavy-duty, endlessly rechargeable, laugh-until-you-snort novelty gift that ALSO doubles as a legit light source for night-time, camping, emergencies, and anywhere you need a safe soft glow.

This isn’t cheap party-store junk. It’s a solid, over 3-ounce handcrafted glow-in-the-dark resin poop with real performance and real usefulness.

⭐ Why This Glow Poop Is Shockingly Useful
💡 Charges With ANY Bright Light

Flashlight, sunlight, lamp, overhead lighting, UV light — if it’s bright, it charges.

💡 Strong Glow for 15–20 Minutes

Great for kids’ rooms, hallways, tents, bathrooms, and late-night “don’t stub your toe” missions.

💡 Then Soft Glow for HOURS as Your Eyes Adjust

Perfect for bedtime comfort and emergency visibility.

💡 Reusable Forever — Will NEVER Run Out of Glow

Recharge it over and over and over.
No batteries. No bulbs. No wasted money.

It’s basically a reusable glow stick… shaped like a very classy turd.

⭐ Who This Glow Poop Is Perfect For
🎁 Gag Gifts & Funny Gift Lovers

The ultimate prank gift, poop gift, and joke present.

🎄 Stocking Stuffers Under $20

Small, hilarious, and surprisingly useful.

🏢 Office Gift, White Elephant, Dirty Santa

Steals the show every single time.

🧒 Kids Who Love Glow Toys

A safe, soft night-light that makes bedtime fun.

⛺ Campers & Outdoor Lovers

A glow light that keeps you laughing AND helps you see.

⚡ Emergency Kits & Power Outages

Flashlight dead?
This crap still glows.

⭐ Handmade, Heavy-Duty Quality

Each Glow Poop is:
✔ Over 3 solid ounces of durable resin
✔ Waterproof
✔ Non-toxic
✔ Drop-resistant
✔ Designed to last forever
✔ Handmade in North Carolina ❤️
(Slight bubbles or imperfections are totally normal — and don’t affect performance.)

⭐ Specifications

• Size: 2 inches tall × 2 ¾ inches wide
• Weight: Over 3 oz each
• Glow Time: Strong glow ~15–20 minutes, soft glow for hours
• Recharge: ANY bright light (infinite recharges)
• Use: Night-light, novelty gift, office desk décor, camping, power outages, stocking stuffers, party favors, pranks

⭐ In Conclusion…

This is the one gift they’ll open…
laugh at…
use unexpectedly often…
and tell everyone about.

Give a crap — a glowing, endlessly rechargeable one. 💩✨

Delivery details and policies

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    Nov 2-4
  • Returns and exchanges
    Not accepted.
  • Ships from
    Naples, NC
  • Cost to ship
    $5.98 to United States, 43215

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JustKeepGlowingLLC
JustKeepGlowingLLC ·

Naples, North Carolina

We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 4.8
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5k sales
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6 years on Etsy

Smooth shipping Has a history of shipping on time with tracking.

Speedy replies Has a history of replying to messages quickly.

Rave reviews Average review rating is 4.8 or higher.

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Listed on Jul 27, 2026