🇺🇸 It's true! George Washington really said that. Alright alright, so it might not be totally factual, but it sure does make for a hilariously awesome shirt on the 4th of July. Suck it England!

ABOUT THIS PRODUCT:

* Most fabrics are soft 100% ringspun cotton. Heather colors are a super soft polyester blend.
* Listing photos are a digital mock-up of the design on an actual t-shirt, and accurately represent the final product.
* Need it fast? Choose Express shipping at checkout.
* Need it by a certain date? Contact us!
* We do personalization! If you need design text or colors changed, please send us a message.


JOY HAUS APPAREL:

Joy Haus is a family owned small business that makes t-shirts to bring Joy into people's live. And, we're a Top 1% Etsy shop with a track record of great customer service. Join 1000's of satisfied customers!


SHIPPING TIMES:

In most cases, shirts are made-to-order and require 3-7 business days of production time. After shipping out, please allow 2-5 business days (estimated) for delivery to the continental USA.


EXPRESS SHIPPING:

We offer FedEx 2Day shipping! Just select the "Express" shipping option when checking out. If you need your order by a certain date, please let us know before ordering so that we can work with you to get it shipped in-time.


SIZE CHARTS

Size charts are available in the listing images. For best results, please measure an existing garment in your closet and compare the measurements to the size chart. Measurements should be taken from armpit-to-armpit, and waist-to-collar.

Please note that the Women's tees are a slim fitted style. If you are looking for a looser fit, we reocmmend ordering a size up, or choosing a Unisex style (which fits and looks great on both Men and Women). For assistance with sizing, please contact us!


NEED ADDITIONAL HELP?

For assistance at any time with your order, please send us a message on Etsy, and we'll respond as soon as possible.


PRINTING PROCESS:

Our shirts are printed using industrial-grade "Direct To Garment" printers. This process uses non-toxic ink, and the result is an awesome array of colors printed directly onto the fabric. Due to variations in monitors or viewing devices, as well as t-shirt fabrics, colors may not appear exactly as they appear on your screen. But we do our best to provide an accurate representation of the finished product.


WASHING INSTRUCTIONS:

Every item arrives preshrunk, but proper washing will prevent further shrinking and increase the life of your new tee! Please machine wash with a cold water setting, and tumble dry with low heat.


RETURNS AND EXCHANGES:

Due to the nature of made-to-order apparel, we are unable to offer returns and exchanges in most cases. However, if you find that your new tee or other apparel item does not fit, please reach out. Our goal is for every Customer to find absolute joy in their product, and we'll do whatever we have to do to help you make things right.

Please note: defects are never expected. While we strive for perfection, if you find that your order is misprinted or otherwise damaged, let us know and we'll get a replacement shipped off to you right away.