Asshole Get Well Soon Card - Wishing your asshole a speedy recovery - Colonoscopy - Corgi - IBD - Crohns - Ulcerative Colitis - Diarrhea
Price:$3.70
By Jasmine
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Highlights
Getting a colonoscopy sucks. Brighten up their day with this funny card featuring with mans best friend.
Perfect for anyone with a sense of humour that's stuck in the hospital with any digestive issues.
Appendicitis, crohns, ulcerative colitis or just any stomach issues in general.
(Their doctor will get a kick out of it too.)
5x7 inches
matte finish
blank inside
comes with envelope
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Reviews for this item
What buyers say, summarized by AI: Love it Looks great Great quality
He cracked up, well, as best as he could 10 min after his procedure. Worth it.
Can't find cards like this in the store. So funny.
Great and just as expected
Response from Jasmine B
Thank you so much! I’m glad you like it (:
As described- very nice quality- thank you
Response from Jasmine B
Thank you (: I’ve trialed many different paper types and print shops to find a quality I am consistently happy with! I’m glad it shows
Rave reviews Average review rating is 4.8 or higher.
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