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You are not going to heaven screenprinted PATCH punk hilarious anti christian
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And what a surprise it is!
Honestly, I kinda stole the wording (well, most of it) from a fastcore band (Hummingbird of Death), because I thought it was so funny. This is one of those patches I don't think anyone will want, but for the few, dedicated folks who are still reading this and still interested in pissing off people, well THIS IS FOR YOU also you rule, hi fives. Let's hang out.
Looking for a reason to side with the message here? Look up ANYTHING online about Westboro Baptist Church. They think they're going to heaven. If you're christian, well, they're on your team, so you have some explaining to do.
More than just irritating people, I would like this to have a more broad meaning - don't wait for the wonderful, idyllic part of your life to start WHEN YOU DIE - if you want to be having a better time in life, do it now. This message is more about time spent on earth, and time spent searching out joy than wasting away doing menial tasks and hoping for a better future. Postponing excitement and happiness is NOT GOOD so if you're doing it, or you're around people doing it, wear this patch, and get living. I'm serious. I'm always serious. Except when I'm joking, but then it's super obvious.
Black ink, water based, on this color fabric. Maybe 6" wide, 4" tall? Yeah, probably.
Recommended listening for sewing this patch on - Catharsis's "Choose Your Heaven"
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What buyers say, summarized by AI: Great quality Love it Looks great As described Fast shipping Helpful seller
artist was wonderful to work with. i asked for a patch to be printed on paper so i could send it as a postcard to a friend of mine. artist was very accommodating and the print arrived with lovely little hand-written notes :)
Great patches, ten outta ten
Great item, will definitely be purchasing from again!
Great patch, I love it. As described, good shipping. Thanks!
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