Rapper Funny Birthday Card, Rapper Birthday Card, Rap Birthday Card, Pop Culture Card

There was only a Slim Chance I’d forget your birthday.

Fortunately, somebody remembered the cake.

A funny birthday card for Eminem fans, hip-hop lovers, millennials, Gen Xers, and anyone who appreciates a solid music pun almost as much as they appreciate not having their birthday forgotten.

- A2 size (4.25" x 5.5") — compact, but it still has plenty to say
- Blank inside — your one shot to lose yourself in the message
- Printed on premium, recycled heavyweight 120# cardstock — because flimsy cards make Mom’s spaghetti nervous
- Hand-cut and made with care by an actual small business, not churned out by some greeting-card machine
- Comes with a matching envelope — no need to go digging around in the junk drawer
- Protected in a compostable sleeve, because even Slim Shady can make responsible choices
- Ships in a sturdy biodegradable recycled mailer — less waste, more birthday
- Designed and made by Inconceivable Cards & Gifts for people who think the card should be almost as good as the gift



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WANT TO PERSONALIZE THE INSIDE?
I can also personalize the card for $3 more! Just click “Custom Note Inside” under “Finish” and in “add your personalization” box just put the message you would like!

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SEND DIRECTLY TO THE RECIPIENT!

Looking to save some time and money on a stamp? I can also send it straight to the recipient FOR NO ADDITIONAL CHARGE! The card will go to the recipient just like if you had mailed it with a handwritten address and stamp. If you want this option, please select “Direct to Recipient” in the dropdown menu at checkout. Please make sure to put the address of the recipient at checkout!

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NOTES ON SHIPPING:

Cards and stickers are sent via First Class Mail, which uses Etsy's tracking system through Pitney Bowes which is not accurate. Orders to the continental U.S. will be marked complete when they are in the mail and should arrive within 7-10 days, depending on your location. If you want more accurate tracking or need your sticker or card faster, please send me a message! Cards going outside the continental U.S. can take between 14 to 30 days, depending on location.

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RUSH PRODUCTION:

Select RUSH production on your order for an additional $5. Adding this option to your order will ensure that your order goes out into the mail within 24 hours. THIS ONLY AFFECTS THE PRODUCTION TIME: delivery will still take the normal USPS delivery time, 3-5 business days for continental US orders.

For example:

You order a card on Monday and pay for RUSH ORDER.
Card will be in the mail first thing Tuesday
USPS takes delivery
Card will be delivered Thursday or Friday.

Please note that once USPS has the package (you will see that it is out of the "Pre-Transit status" in the tracking information) it is out of my hands when you get it. There is no refund for orders once they are out of "pre-transit status", though I will work with you anyway I reasonably can to make sure that you are not out your hard-earned money or a card! (We're not monsters here!😉