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funny halloween card joke / if you're reading this you're unaware / halloween gift / creepy scary card / spooky season greeting

QuirkyCardCompany  
5 out of 5 stars
Arrives soon! Get it by Sep 14-21 if you order today
Sep 14-21

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Star Seller. This seller consistently earned 5-star reviews, shipped on time, and replied quickly to any messages they received.

Highlights

  • Party decor for gatherings and celebrations

  • Materials: matte cardstock, brown kraft envelope, ink, card, blank, notecard

Don't turn around! Cute and clever funny Halloween card joke for friends, family, and coworkers alike. Works for adults or kids. Makes the prefect addition to a Halloween gift bag or basket.

~OUTSIDE:
"if you're reading this you're blissfully unaware of what's creeping up behind you. happy halloween"

INSIDE:
blank for you to write your own personal sentiment.

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INCLUDES
✔ A2 size (4.25 x 5.5” half letter) card printed on matte 80# quality card stock - landscape orientation.
✔ A2 size brown kraft self sealing envelope.

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DISCOUNT CODES

✔ 3FOR13 (3 cards for $13)
✔ 6FOR26 (6 cards for $26)
✔ 9FOR39 (9 cards for $39)
✔ 15FOR65 (15 cards for $65)

✔ 50 cards or more receive 15% off with code 15PERCENTOVER50

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SHIPPING
✔ all cards ship free using U.S. Postal Service (USPS). We usually ship within 24 hours.
✔ orders of 5 cards or less - NO TRACKING - think letter with a stamp. Etsy will call it tracking but it is
rarely accurate so please do not go by that.
✔ orders of 6 cards or more - TRACKING INCLUDED - no upgrade needed.
✔ want tracking on orders of 5 cards or less? upgrade to Ground Advantage for $5.00 or Priority Mail
for $11.

✔ Please note USPS can be pretty slow in some cases - many times my cards arrive in 2-5 days, but other
times, it can take 12 or more! Please contact me if you haven't received it after 14 business days of
shipping.

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RETURNS
✔ We love happy customers! Although we don’t accept returns or exchanges, please contact us with
any issues so we can make it right.

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✔Each card is designed, printed, folded and sent with love from the beautiful Black Hills of South Dakota!

follow me on instagram! : www.instagram.com/quirkycardcompany
follow me on facebook! : www.facebook.com/quirkycardcompany

THANKS FOR YOUR ORDER. GRANNY WOULD BE PROUD :)

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ehhh...the "NOT SO FINE" print:

Heya! - things can happen to mail. I'd like to say USPS is awesome, but granny didn't raise no liar.
✔ Lost cards: this can happen - if you don't have your card after 14 business days (longer during the holidays cuz they're slow as molasses) please reach out to me (within 60 days). I will make it right - cuz I'm awesome even if USPS isn’t.
✔ Returned cards: if a card is returned due to you inputting the wrong address or because you have moved, I will resend to the correct address for a $1 fee to cover mailing supplies and postage.
✔ Damaged: very rarely a card may get damaged by USPS - this is not my fault - and it sucks for BOTH of us. Since they are not insured with USPS, Please let me know and I will direct you how to open a case with Etsy’s purchase protection program for damaged items. Be sure to take pictures.

  • Order today to get by Sep 14-21
  • Returns & exchanges not accepted
  • Free shipping
  • Ships from: Custer, SD

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Reviews for this item

What buyers say, summarized by AI: Looks great Great quality Fast shipping Well packaged Love it

5.0

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(23 reviews)

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5.0 Customer service
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Cheryl Aug 31, 2026

Sturdy, quality, cute. Reasonable price

Cheryl Aug 31, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Charlee Sep 21, 2025

Packaged carefully and shipped quickly. Have used this store before and will again.

Charlee Sep 21, 2025

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Robert Sep 25, 2024

Thanks, it will go over great this season

Robert Sep 25, 2024

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Luann Sep 20, 2024

Love the quirky humor. My son will really get a kick out of this.

Luann Sep 20, 2024

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QuirkyCardCompany
Jackie
QuirkyCardCompany ·

Custer, South Dakota

We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 5.0
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188.4k sales
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6 years on Etsy
Jackie
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Rave reviews Average review rating is 4.8 or higher.

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