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Sarcastic Crewneck Sweatshirt, Offensive Adult Humor Gift

Sheryl

Designed by Sheryl

YourWittyTreasures ·

United States

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Funny "I Was Taught To Think Before I Act, So If I Smack The Shit Out Of You, Rest Assured I Have Thought About It and I Am Confident In My Decision" crewneck sweatshirt. Nice 'n cozy gift for Mom's, Dad's, Friends, Coworkers, Boss or any other Sarcastic Lover! This unisex heavy blend crewneck sweatshirt is pure comfort. Also, makes a great gift for Mother's Day, Father's Day, Birthday or Christmas.

PRODUCT DETAILS:
►COLORS AVAILABLE: Black, White Sport Grey, Navy, Red
►SIZES AVAILABLE: S-3XL
►Medium-heavy fabric 8.0 oz., 50/50 cotton/polyester
►Collar is ribbed knit, so it retains its shape even after washing
►Loose fit
►No itchy side seams on these sweaters
►Runs true to size
►Sewn-in label
►Printed and shipped from the USA.


**Since everything in my store is custom made, some items take a bit longer to make. Each item is made to order, so it is not sitting on a shelf waiting to ship. I appreciate your patience while I create each order. This sarcastic sweatshirt takes about 2-5 business days to process. Items leave the facility by the 'ship by' date listed on your invoice.

The production times can be longer during holiday seasons such as Valentines Day, Independence Day, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas.

General Policies:

📫SHIPPING ADDRESS
*Information cannot be changed after you order, so please double check that you put in the correct shipping address. I will ship it to the address on your order. I am not responsible for replacements or refunds if you put the wrong address on an order.

📅SHIP BY DATE
**Items leave the facility by the 'ship by' date listed on your invoice, unless I need to change the "ship by date" due to unforeseen circumstances (snowstorms or hurricanes that delay the post office from delivering, items are out of stock, printing facility temporarily shut down, etc.)

☀️CANCELLATIONS
I do not accept cancellations for this particular item because it is automatically sent to the printing and shipping facility right after you order. I do not accept returns or exchanges. If your item is damaged by the post office or defective in any way, I will replace the item for free. I'm sorry, but I do not give refunds.

🥰 HAPPY CUSTOMER GUARANTEE
If you are unhappy with your order or have any issues, please contact me ASAP. I love to have happy customers! 😊

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