I Like Them Real Thick And Sprucy Sweatshirt, Clark Griswold Sweatshirt, Funny Christmas Sweatshirt, Retro Christmas Pullover Sweatshirt

HOLIDAY SHIPPING INFORMATION: Please note that all orders received after December 8th cannot be guaranteed to arrive before December 24th. All orders received after this date will still be processed as quickly as possible. Thank you for understanding and for supporting our small family business. We appreciate it! Happy Holidays!

I like them real thick and sprucy. This funny, cozy and warm Christmas sweatshirt is perfect for gifting any holiday movie lover. These garments are made from polyester and cotton. The collar is ribbed knit, so it retains its shape even after washing. There are no itchy side seams on these sweaters.

.: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
.: Medium-heavy fabric
.: Loose fit
.: Sewn-in label
.: Runs true to size
.: Order up for an oversized style

These shirts are made to order. Unfortunately, we are unable to speed up production times. It may be possible to expedite shipping only for an additional fee. Please message us for more information.

Since all of our shirts are made to order, we do not accept returns. However, your satisfaction is incredibly important to us. If you experience any issues with your purchase, please contact us so that we can try to make things right.

Thank you for supporting our small business. We wholeheartedly appreciate you!

***HOLIDAY SHIPPING INFORMATION:*** During the holiday season, we may experience some small delays in production due to an increase in orders. The post office may also experience delivery delays. We do our best to get all orders out on time and are not responsible for delays within USPS. If you encounter any unexpected issues with your order or it's delivery, please contact us so we can help. We recommend placing all holiday orders by December 7th to ensure delivery by Christmas. Orders placed after this date are not guaranteed to arrive by December 24th.
🌟 FAQ – Please Read Before Ordering

Are the product images real photos or digital mockups?

We use digital mockups (computer-generated images) to showcase our designs. This helps us reduce waste and operate more sustainably as a small business. While we aim to accurately represent color and design, please note that slight differences may occur due to monitor settings, lighting, or printing processes.

Why does the design size vary by shirt size?

All designs are shown on a size Large shirt in our listings. For smaller sizes (Small and Medium), the artwork is proportionally resized to fit the shirt properly and maintain aesthetic balance.

How is the design printed on the shirt?

We use Direct to Garment (DTG) printing, a high-quality method that prints directly onto the fabric for a smooth, long-lasting finish.

How long will it take to process my order?

Please allow 1–5 business days for order processing. As a small business, processing times may vary depending on order volume, especially during holidays and peak seasons.

Do you accept returns or exchanges?

Yes! We accept returns and exchanges within 30 days, as long as items are in their original, unworn condition. Please reach out to us directly if you experience any unexpected issues with your order — we're always happy to help!