• May include: A white candle jar with a black lid and a label that reads "PASTOR SCOTT'S LAST NERVE OH LOOK...IT'S ON FIRE! The Canary's Nest Candle Company."
  • May include: Candle size guide with three candles in different sizes. The candles are labeled with their size in ounces, height, and width in inches. The candles are also labeled with their burn time in hours. The candles are all from The Canary's Nest Candle Company.
  • May include: A list of candle scents and wax colors offered by The Canary's Nest Candle Company. The scents include Apple Pie, Clean Sheets, Frasier Fir, Fruit Loops, Lavender, Lavender & Vanilla, Mahogany & Teak Wood, Ocean Breeze, South Georgia Peach, and Vanilla Bean. The wax colors include tan, blue, green, white, purple, and orange.
  • May include: A blue glass candle jar with a white label that reads "PASTOR ROBIN'S LAST NERVE OH LOOK...IT'S ON FIRE! The Canary's Nest Candle Company".
  • May include: A brown kraft gift box with a white sticker featuring a logo of two yellow birds on a branch with green leaves. The text on the sticker reads "The Canary's Nest Candle Company" and "www.thecanarysnestcandleco.com". A green circle with white text reads "We offer Gift Wrap AVAILABLE AT CHECKOUT FOR ADDITIONAL $2".
  • May include: A clear glass candle jar with a white label that reads "The Canary's Nest Candle Company" and "Beach Bum". The candle is on a wooden base and there is a black candle snuffer on top of the jar. The image includes text about candle care, including instructions to trim the wick to 1/4 inch before re-lighting, never leave the candle burning unattended, keep out of reach of children and pets, and don't burn the candle longer than 4 hours at a time.
  • May include: A close-up of a row of candles in glass jars, with wooden clothespins holding wicks in place. The candles are a pale yellow color and are being made in a small business. The text "The Canary's Nest Candle Company" is visible in the lower left corner of the image. The text "Hand poured in Lenox, GA" is visible in the lower right corner of the image.
  • May include: A woman pours wax into glass jars with colorful sprinkles. The jars have wicks and are ready to be made into candles.
  • May include: A row of glass jars filled with white wax and a wick, each secured with a wooden clothespin. The jars are arranged in rows on a wooden surface.
  • May include: A person loading cardboard boxes into the back of a silver car. The boxes are stacked on top of each other and are all the same size. The person is wearing a brown shirt and gray shorts. The car is parked on a gravel driveway.
  • May include: A white candle jar with a black lid and a label that reads "PASTOR SCOTT'S LAST NERVE OH LOOK...IT'S ON FIRE! The Canary's Nest Candle Company."
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  • May include: Candle size guide with three candles in different sizes. The candles are labeled with their size in ounces, height, and width in inches. The candles are also labeled with their burn time in hours. The candles are all from The Canary's Nest Candle Company.
  • May include: A list of candle scents and wax colors offered by The Canary's Nest Candle Company. The scents include Apple Pie, Clean Sheets, Frasier Fir, Fruit Loops, Lavender, Lavender & Vanilla, Mahogany & Teak Wood, Ocean Breeze, South Georgia Peach, and Vanilla Bean. The wax colors include tan, blue, green, white, purple, and orange.
  • May include: A blue glass candle jar with a white label that reads "PASTOR ROBIN'S LAST NERVE OH LOOK...IT'S ON FIRE! The Canary's Nest Candle Company".
  • May include: A brown kraft gift box with a white sticker featuring a logo of two yellow birds on a branch with green leaves. The text on the sticker reads "The Canary's Nest Candle Company" and "www.thecanarysnestcandleco.com". A green circle with white text reads "We offer Gift Wrap AVAILABLE AT CHECKOUT FOR ADDITIONAL $2".
  • May include: A clear glass candle jar with a white label that reads "The Canary's Nest Candle Company" and "Beach Bum". The candle is on a wooden base and there is a black candle snuffer on top of the jar. The image includes text about candle care, including instructions to trim the wick to 1/4 inch before re-lighting, never leave the candle burning unattended, keep out of reach of children and pets, and don't burn the candle longer than 4 hours at a time.
  • May include: A close-up of a row of candles in glass jars, with wooden clothespins holding wicks in place. The candles are a pale yellow color and are being made in a small business. The text "The Canary's Nest Candle Company" is visible in the lower left corner of the image. The text "Hand poured in Lenox, GA" is visible in the lower right corner of the image.
  • May include: A woman pours wax into glass jars with colorful sprinkles. The jars have wicks and are ready to be made into candles.
  • May include: A row of glass jars filled with white wax and a wick, each secured with a wooden clothespin. The jars are arranged in rows on a wooden surface.
  • May include: A person loading cardboard boxes into the back of a silver car. The boxes are stacked on top of each other and are all the same size. The person is wearing a brown shirt and gray shorts. The car is parked on a gravel driveway.
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Funny Pastor Gift: Last Nerve Soy Candle

TheCanarysNest  
5 out of 5 stars

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  • Gift wrapping: Gift wrapping by TheCanarysNest

    Gift wrapped items come in a brown kraft box with our logo sticker on the front.

Seller's description

Our Last Nerve candles are a funny gift that will definitely make the recipient laugh! These candles make great pastor gifts and we have three sizes to choose from. The size that is pictured is our 4 oz. candle.

Our candles are made from soy wax and have low smoke, cotton blend wicks for clean burning.

Burn Hours:
4 oz. candles: 15-20+ hours
8 oz. candles: 40-50+ hours
16 oz. candles: 80-100+ hours


Choose Your Scent:

Apple Pie (Hot apple pie with notes of cinnamon, sugar, and flaky pie crust)

Clean Sheets (Fresh, crisp, and clean aroma of clean sheets fresh out of the dryer)

Frasier Fir (Festive forest aroma, like a fresh cut Christmas tree)

Fruit Loops (Just like the cereal you loved as a kid)

Lavender (Soothing and relaxing fresh cut lavender)

Lavender & Vanilla (Warm vanilla combined with fresh lavender)

Mahogany and Teak Wood (Cedar, wood, and oak combined with mahogany with hints of lavender and geranium)

Ocean Breeze (Clean & fresh salty air)

South Georgia Peach (Ripe & juicy Georgia peach)

Vanilla Bean-(Rich & creamy with a buttery vanilla aroma)

Unscented (no scent, white wax)

Browse our shop to view all of our products:
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  • Cost to ship
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4.9

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Arthua Jan 5, 2026

My Pastor absolutely loved this gift! Great idea.

Arthua Jan 5, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Michelle Nov 17, 2025

Great gift, good laughs too.

Michelle Nov 17, 2025

4 out of 5 stars 4 This item

Wilhelmina Oct 20, 2025

Would’ve been a 5 star if the scent was stronger

Wilhelmina Oct 20, 2025

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Tami Oct 15, 2025

Fun gift for Pastor Appreciation. Smaller than anticipated but the good quality.

Tami Oct 15, 2025

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May include: A white candle jar with a black lid and a label that reads "PASTOR SCOTT'S LAST NERVE OH LOOK...IT'S ON FIRE! The Canary's Nest Candle Company."

Our Last Nerve candles are a funny gift that will definitely make the recipient laugh! These candles make great pastor gifts and we have three sizes to choose from. The size that is pictured is our 4 oz. candle.

Our candles are made from soy wax and have low smoke, cotton blend wicks for clean burning.

Burn Hours:
4 oz. candles: 15-20+ hours
8 oz. candles: 40-50+ hours
16 oz. candles: 80-100+ hours


Choose Your Scent:

Apple Pie (Hot apple pie with notes of cinnamon, sugar, and flaky pie crust)

Clean Sheets (Fresh, crisp, and clean aroma of clean sheets fresh out of the dryer)

Frasier Fir (Festive forest aroma, like a fresh cut Christmas tree)

Fruit Loops (Just like the cereal you loved as a kid)

Lavender (Soothing and relaxing fresh cut lavender)

Lavender & Vanilla (Warm vanilla combined with fresh lavender)

Mahogany and Teak Wood (Cedar, wood, and oak combined with mahogany with hints of lavender and geranium)

Ocean Breeze (Clean & fresh salty air)

South Georgia Peach (Ripe & juicy Georgia peach)

Vanilla Bean-(Rich & creamy with a buttery vanilla aroma)

Unscented (no scent, white wax)

Browse our shop to view all of our products:
www.etsy.com/shop/thecanarysnest

  • Made by
    TheCanarysNest
  • Materials
    Wax type: Soy
  • Material features
    Vegan
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    Gift wrapping by TheCanarysNest

    Gift wrapped items come in a brown kraft box with our logo sticker on the front.

Delivery details and policies

  • Get it by
    Nov 13-17
  • Returns and exchanges
    Not accepted.
  • Ships from
    Lenox, GA
  • Cost to ship
    $5.75 to United States, 43215

    Enjoy free shipping to the US when you spend $35+ at this shop.

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TheCanarysNest
The Canary's Nest Candle Company
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Lenox, Georgia

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