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dabble in sourdough starters // snarky birthday card, sarcastic card for friend or family, funny greeting card

Price:$4.95

FoulMouthBetty  
Arrives soon! Get it by Nov 17-23 if you order today
Nov 17-23

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Star Seller. This seller consistently earned 5-star reviews, shipped on time, and replied quickly to any messages they received.

Highlights

  • Materials: premium natural white heavyweight cardstock, brown kraft envelope, resealable cellophane bag, created using Adobe Creative Suite

15% OFF 3 OR MORE CARDS! PROMO CODE: SNARKYCARDS
Irreverent greeting cards! One-of-a-kind creations sure to elicit a laugh, guffaw or even a snort. Each and every greeting card is lovingly handmade by Foul Mouth Betty herself. (Occasionally Betty’s dogs try to assist, but honestly, they’re shit at making cards.) Each greeting card (4.25”x5.5”) is printed on off-white, premium, heavyweight cardstock, and every package includes a card and brown kraft envelope enclosed in a resealable cellophane bag. Items ship within 1 to 3 days via USPS First-Class Mail. We hope you enjoy our cards!

TO CUSTOMIZE/DIRECT MAIL: If you’re late sending a card and need one of our cards customized with a personal message and directly mailed to your intended recipient (vs. sent to you, the buyer), you MUST get in touch with Foul Mouth Betty BEFORE placing your order so we can create a special-order listing ($2 surcharge for this service). Personal message will be printed on the inside of the card, and the envelope will be handwritten with recipient’s address and buyer’s name and return address. (Note: USPS does not track First-Class Mail, however, we’ll let you know the day the item ships.)

NOTE: Red wallpaper, pink announcement box, Betty and Photoshopped photo with card image (i.e., Easter eggs) are for presentation purposes only and are not included with purchase. CARD IN EASTER EGG PHOTO IS NOT TO SCALE. Actual card dimensions are 4.25 inches high by 5.5 inches wide.

All text and designs copyrighted ©Foul Mouth Betty Productions, LLC

  • Order today to get by Nov 17-23
  • Returns & exchanges accepted within 21 days
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  • Ships from: Bellingham, WA

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5.0

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(4 reviews)

5.0 Item quality
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100% Buyers recommend
5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Pauli Apr 11, 2024

This was perfect. My friend loved it.

Pauli Apr 11, 2024

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Etsy buyer Dec 23, 2023

I.. keep.. buying more of these outstanding, irreverent, hilarious cards. The seller is awesome, and never disappoints. High quality products, as expected, and shipped on time. Many thanks! [You'll have to forgive me for the repeat review. I bought a number of cards in one purchase.]

Etsy buyer Dec 23, 2023

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Sonja Aug 14, 2023

Sonja Aug 14, 2023

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Rachel Jul 20, 2023

Rachel Jul 20, 2023

FoulMouthBetty
Susan
FoulMouthBetty ·

Bellingham, Washington

We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 5.0
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Susan (aka Foul Mouth Betty)
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