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Funny Christmas Candle: Shitter's Full Clark, Vanilla Bean Sugar Soy Candle

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“Sh*tter’s Full, Clark” Funny Christmas Candle, Holiday Gift, Vanilla Bean Sugar Soy Candle. Bring the laughs to your holiday season with this “Sh*tter’s Full, Clark” candle inspired by everyone’s favorite Christmas classic. Perfect for gifting to movie buffs, holiday hosts, or anyone who loves a good laugh, this candle blends humor with cozy seasonal vibes.

Hand-poured with a natural soy + coconut wax blend and scented with warm vanilla bean and sugar, it delivers a sweet, comforting aroma while filling your space with holiday cheer. The bold red label makes it a festive statement piece for any home.

💕Scent Guide 💕
Not sure what to pick? Start with the scent family you usually like.

Love sweet + bakery scents?
Gingerbread Bliss: Ginger, molasses, cinnamon, clove, and butter. Warm gingerbread cookie vibes.
Warm Vanilla Sugar: Vanilla, brown sugar, butter, and warm moss. Sweet, nostalgic, and comforting.

Love holiday + tree scents?
Festive Bright Pine: The classic Christmas tree scent you know and love. Crisp, nostalgic, and perfect for the holidays.

Love woodsy + luxe scents?
Cashmere Dreams: Woodsy vanilla, jasmine, sandalwood, and musk. Soft, calm, and quietly luxurious.
Dusk & Embers: Amber, cedarwood, vanilla, and pink pepper. Warm, smooth, luxe, and slightly expensive-smelling.

Oak + Teakwood: Teakwood, oak, and mahogany. Bold, woodsy, smooth, and cologne-like.
WHY SHOP MOODY?!
🌸 All of our designs are uniquely curated, designed, and made in our warehouse.
📦 Each of our orders are inspected for 100% accuracy, are packed securely, and shipped within 1-3 business days.
💕 We're here for you! We offer support 7 days a week!

🇺🇸Designed and manufactured in the USA!

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4.7

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4.7 Shipping
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M Mar 3, 2024

Great product and even better seller! A+

M Mar 3, 2024

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Katharine Dec 7, 2023

Arrived on time. Purchased as a gift and my friends loved it. Great gag gift that is still functional. Would recommend!

Katharine Dec 7, 2023

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Lisa Dec 4, 2023

The was for my white elephant gift exchange and it was such a cute hit.

Lisa Dec 4, 2023

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Joanna Nov 27, 2023

Amelia’s wonderful! Can’t wait to use as centerpieces

Joanna Nov 27, 2023

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