Vulgar Get Well Greetings to give someone a good laugh when they feel like shit. Great funny sick card to have on hand for the friend, family, or coworker who appreciates good swearworthy snark. For the serious to not so series illness to bring a smile to the face of another. Because who the hell wants to go to the store looking for a get well card you might get sick and need it yourself!

Sentiment reads:
Get Well Soon Fuckin Faker

Due the the actual handmade nature of this card the backgrounds may vary

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Card is left blank inside for you to add your pleasantries or obscenities.
Hey, you do you.

Card is standard A2 size which is 4.25 x 5.5 inches for those that don't know cardspeak.

All items are created, designed, stamped, inked, colored, cut, folded, and packaged by yours truly.
Not merely printed from a computer or done by third party elves.

All cards are made using quality heavyweight cardstock and come with a white envelope.

Shipping:
Will ship quickly from smoke free home. (thankfully not also drink free)

All items ship in rigid mailer with USPS Ground Advantage with tracking for $4.50 for one or more cards.
Free shipping on orders over $35. STOCK UP AND SAVE!!

Priority shipping offered at an upgraded cost to you if you are in a big damn hurry to get your shit.

Plastic cellophane sleeve available upon request. Not sending cards automatically in these since most of you just throw that shit away anyway and good 'Ol Mother Nature could use a break once and awhile.