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AlbyAndStone  
5 out of 5 stars

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Highlights

  • Made by AlbyAndStone
  • Materials: Wax type: Soy
  • Sustainable features: recycled glass. Items may include additional materials or use methods that aren't considered sustainable features on our site. Learn more

OPTIONS AVAILABLE

Candle Only - in Candle Box
Your chosen candle includes the lid, textured candle box and our branded luxury matchbox. A personalised gift note is also included at your request - please message us or add this at the checkout (within 1hr of order).

Gift Set A
Upgrade your candle to make an extra special gift. All the above plus Wellbeing Bath Salts packaged in our Gift Box complete with hamper shredding. The gift box arrives in an outer box for protection.

Gift Set B
All the above plus our Natural Clay Face Mask, infused with Matcha!

Gift Set C
All the above plus an Artisan MILK Chocolate Bar in Honeycomb Flavour

Gift Set D
As above but with DARK Mint Chocolate instead! Vegan Friendly too!

CANDLE SCENTS

Sun-kissed Linen - Sunlight, soft breeze, and linen drying. the familiar comfort of freshly washed laundry.

Orange & Neroli - Zesty orange and elegant neroli -
a crisp, radiant scent that awakens and uplifts the senses.

Paradise Palm - A whisper of coconut and smooth vanilla drift over white sands and sunlit palms.

Sandalwood & Tonka - Creamy sandalwood and rich tonka - a smooth, lingering warmth that soothes and surrounds.

The Rose Garden - Sun-warmed roses and aged wood - the gentle stillness of a Devon cottage garden.

Baked Cookie - Warm, sweet, and irresistible - the comforting aroma of cookies just out of the oven.

Pure Bliss - [ALL NATURAL AROMATHERAPY] Lavender soothes, lemon refreshes and cedarwood grounds - a moment of pure bliss.

DELIVERY INFO

We always aim to dispatch your order on the next business day. Most orders arrive 2-3 days after dispatch. Our business days are Mon-Fri.

Upgrading to Express Tracked will arrive a day earlier typically than our Standard delivery.

We also provide an upgrade option at checkout for Guaranteed Next Day Delivery - this comes at a premium but will ensure it’s received by the end of the following day (Order before midday Mon-Fri) for those super last minute gifts!

SENDING DIRECT

We make gifting direct to the recipient easy. We’ll include a Complimentary Gift Note into the parcel if you request (add at checkout or message us). We also don’t send off any parcels with receipts or price information.

CANDLE SIZE

The recycled jar is 8.3cm tall and 6.5cm wide. 30 fabulous hours of fragrance.

WHO WE ARE

We are a small independent brand based in the leafy Devon countryside. What started as a candle making hobby in 2021 has now grown to a family run business - passionate about creating heartfelt and unique gifts. All of our products are handcrafted and made with sustainability in mind. Our candles have earnt us over 50,000 happy customers in the UK and thousands of 5 star reviews.

SOY WAX

We only use 100% Premium Soy Wax in our candles. Firstly because it’s kinder to the planet and secondly because it produces beautiful results and wonderful fragrance throws when lit. No budget ingredients here! We like our products to be the very best quality!

RETURNS

We offer 'no questions asked' refunds. The following rules apply to returns/ refunds:

1) You must notify us within 14 days of receiving your order and return the item/s to us within a 28-day period.
2) Item/s must be returned to us in original packaging, un used and in a resalable condition. We reserve the right to refuse returns that do not meet the above mentioned standards. The buyer is responsible for any loss in value.
3) Buyers are responsible for return postage costs to us.
4) Personalised items cannot be refunded/ exchanged as they are made to order and not resalable.
5) We will require proof of purchase, in the form of your order confirmation.

EXCHANGES

We are happy to exchange your item/s for something you prefer (if the above 'Returns' rules are met). Please bear in mind you will need to pay both postage to return the item/s to us and postage for us to send your new item to you. Personalised item/s cannot be exchanged.

ORDER AMENDMENTS

We have a 60 minute window for any order amendments after you place your order. Should you wish to make changes to your order (changing/ adding gift messages, changing a delivery address, cancel your order etc) these changes must be requested within 60 minutes of you placing your order. We are as accommodating as possible but in busy periods we aren't able to edit orders due to trying to dispatch as swiftly as possible.
Please message us for more info or to request an order amendment.

OVERSEAS

Please note that due to shipping restrictions we cannot include our complimentary matchbox with orders sent to the Channel Islands or Isle of Man. We no longer deliver to Northern Ireland.

  • Ships out within 1 business day
  • Returns & exchanges accepted within 14 days
  • Ships from: United Kingdom

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Reviews for this item

Buyer highlights, summarized by AI: Gift-worthy · Smells amazing · Fast shipping · Love it · Lovely · Great product · Well packaged

4.9

We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience.

(485 reviews)

4.9 Item quality
5.0 Shipping
4.9 Customer service
98% Buyers recommend
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5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Joanne Apr 23, 2026

I ordered this as a gift for my friend and she loves it. Thank you!

Joanne Apr 23, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Jenna Mar 27, 2026

Lovely candle - thank you x

Jenna Mar 27, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Giorgia Mar 2, 2026

Brillant, exactly how as described and came quickly

Giorgia Mar 2, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Ruth Feb 13, 2026

A really lovely, quality candle that smells awesome. It was a gift for a friend and it really made her laugh!

Ruth Feb 13, 2026

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AlbyAndStone
Stephanie Ford
AlbyAndStone ·

Barnstaple, United Kingdom

We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 4.9
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