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Tea towels, pot holders, shirts, etc will come with care instructions. But all are as follows: Do not bleach, iron, or use fabric softener. Hang drying is strongly recommended! Tumble dry low is the next best method. Cups: hand wash only! Do not place in dishwasher or soak!

Our decals are made from permanent vinyl. They do not melt & are weatherproof if applied properly. They are NOT regular stickers. There is no background once applied. Work best on clean, smooth, non porous surfaces! **We recommend NOT applying in extreme cold temps as it may cause difficulty in the vinyl being released from the transfer tape** Instructions are included with every order! We only use high quality transfer tape to ensure best quality every time! We do not offer refunds or free replacements due to error in the application of our decals. Please be sure to familiarize yourself with instructions prior to application.

Our freshies are made from high quality materials & scents. They are cured for a minimum of 10 days to ensure best scent. Scents are typically strongest the first 7-10 days of being opened. You do get used to the smell over time so it may not be as noticeable to you, but will still smell great for 2-3 weeks. Please do not leave in direct sunlight when it is hot or place between sunshade and windshield, as they will melt! Do not place on any surfaces as the oils may stain/damage surfaces! We are not responsible for any damaged/melted items. Some scents are stronger than others, so please be aware when ordering.

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Attempted Murder, Murder of Crows, Tea Towel, Kitchen Decor, Funny Gift, True Crime, Unusual Gift, Poetry, Dark Humor, Housewarming Gift

Name: Attempted Murder, Murder of Crows, Tea Towel, Kitchen Decor, Funny Gift, True Crime, Unusual Gift, Poetry, Dark Humor, Housewarming Gift
Brand: GuineveresRealm
SKU: 1385191973
Price: 9.79 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.9 (524 reviews)

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Materials: Cotton

1 decorative flour sack kitchen towel with a unique Attempted Murder Crows vinyl design. Our kitchen towels make wonderful housewarming gifts, wedding gifts, and offer an easy way to spruce up your kitchen decor!

(These are meant to be displayed as pictured and are designed as such!)

Measures 28 x 29" when unfolded. 100% cotton.

Please Note *** Due to the nature of this type of towel, some may have wrinkles & slight imperfections (Such as random colored threads). These are handmade so the placements may vary slightly, no two are just alike!

Comes with care instructions. But these are prewashed, so just display & enjoy!

Order today to get by Jun 13-20
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Cost to ship: $5.48

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Ships from: Kilgore, TX

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What buyers say, summarized by AI: Great quality Love it Perfect gift Looks great As described Fast shipping Great design

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4.9 Item quality

4.9 Shipping

5.0 Customer service

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Andy Jan 18, 2026

I love these tea towels!

Andy Jan 18, 2026

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Cindy Jan 1, 2026

This towel arrived pressed very nicely. It even held up during shipping and looked fresh pressed. The quality of the towel seemed really good. It was a gift and they loved it. Since it was a gift, I don't know how it held up after washing. Thank you for a nice gift item!

Cindy Jan 1, 2026

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