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Dad of Two Shirt, You Can't Scare Me I Have Two Daughters, Dad of 2 Girls, Funny Dad Gift from Daughter, Best Dad Ever, Fathers Day Shirt

Simone

Designed by Simone

Owner of BlazingBrite

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Materials

cotton, polyester

Made to Order

Yes

Wear this shirt like a badge of honor. The bold “You Can't Scare Me I Have Two Daughters” design carries a dry, affectionate humor that lands with parents who’ve navigated scraped knees, impossible bedtimes, and heartfelt apologies at 2 a.m. It’s sturdy yet soft — a lived-in tee that pairs with coffee, chaos, and quiet nights when those two little people finally sleep. The cotton breathes, the crew neck stays true, and the subtle sleeve print gives the design a handcrafted feel. Slip it on for school runs, weekend projects, or low-key family gatherings; it reads like a wink to anyone who knows what parenting two daughters really looks like.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for soft, durable everyday wear
- Comfortable classic fit with crew neckline
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, clean silhouette
- Twill shoulder tape and ribbed collar to prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified fabric for comfort and safety

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

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What buyers say

4.7 (7)

“Item received, great gift for dad”

SizzleWater

Jul 2, 2025

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Price:$19.83+

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  • Ships from: Santa Ana, CA
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Reviews for this item

4.7

We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience.

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4.4 Shipping
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SizzleWater Jul 2, 2025

Item received, great gift for dad

SizzleWater Jul 2, 2025

5 out of 5 stars 5

Joyee Dec 19, 2024

This was a gift. Cotton is very soft, good thickness and color is very vibrant. It is as seen in the photos, the prints are clean and precise. The owner shipped to my address without problems and very quickly. My house is not easy go find, yet it arrived on time in great condition. 10/10 recommend!

Joyee Dec 19, 2024

5 out of 5 stars 5

Schyler Nov 23, 2024

My dad loves his birthday gift!

Schyler Nov 23, 2024

5 out of 5 stars 5

Etsy buyer Oct 25, 2024

Arrived on time as described.

Etsy buyer Oct 25, 2024

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BlazingBrite
Simone
BlazingBrite ·

Texas, United States

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