Funny Prescription Pill Box Gift | Retirement Gift | Funny Birthday Gift | Secret Santa | Novelty Gift Box | Gag Gift | Handmade

💊 A PRESCRIPTION FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE EVERYTHING... INCLUDING AN ATTITUDE 😂

Looking for a ridiculous little gift that they definitely won’t be expecting?

These handmade fake prescription-style gift boxes are designed purely for laughs. Choose your favourite rude or funny version and receive it presented with a pharmacy-style prescription bag and 6 empty novelty capsule cases.

Ideal for Secret Santa, birthdays, Christmas, stocking fillers, leaving presents, office gifts, friends, partners and anyone who appreciates slightly inappropriate humour.

CHOOSE YOUR DESIGN

Available designs include:

Anti-Dickhead
For those occasions when subtle hints just aren't working.

Anti-Bitch
A cheeky prescription for someone with a little extra sass.

Anti-Twat
Sometimes only a specialist prescription will do.

Anti-Whinge
For the person who always has something to complain about.

Anti-Moaning
A novelty remedy for professional-level moaners.

Anti-Aging
Because apparently getting older is compulsory.

Anti-Bike
For the person who definitely, absolutely, positively does NOT need another bike. 🚲

Anti-Bullshit
For those with an unusually low tolerance for nonsense.

Anti-C*nt
One of the slightly less subtle prescriptions in the range! 😂

Drop Dead Fred Inspired – Get Happy
A nostalgic movie-inspired choice for fans of the cult favourite.

💊 WHAT COMES WITH YOUR ORDER?

Each set includes:

• 1 x handmade novelty prescription-style box
• 1 x pharmacy prescription paper bag
• 6 x empty novelty capsule cases
• Blank area on the box for your own handwritten message

Box size: approximately 7.5cm x 7.5cm x 2cm

Prescription bag: approximately 18cm x 10cm x 5cm

The box is handmade by me using thick cardstock.

The pharmacy-style paper bag is recyclable and biodegradable.

🌈 EMPTY NOVELTY CAPSULES

The standard Anti designs come with 6 randomly selected coloured empty capsule cases.

Colours will vary from order to order and may include different combinations from those shown in the photographs.

The Drop Dead Fred inspired Get Happy version comes with 6 empty green capsule cases to complement the design.

✏️ CREATE YOUR OWN

Got something funnier in mind?

You can also choose the Create Your Own option and have your own title and message added to the box.

Simply enter the wording you would like in the customisation box.

Please note: Create Your Own carries an additional charge to cover the custom design and setup.

Please double-check spelling and wording before submitting your order, as your design will be created using the information you provide.

⚠️ IMPORTANT SAFETY INFORMATION

THE CAPSULE CASES SUPPLIED ARE EMPTY NOVELTY PROPS ONLY.

They contain NO medication, vitamins, supplements, sweets, food or other substances.

DO NOT EAT OR SWALLOW.

Keep away from children and pets.

The boxes and capsules are supplied solely as novelty/gag gift props. They are not medicines, pharmaceutical products or edible products.

🎁 GREAT FOR

Secret Santa • Birthdays • Christmas • Stocking Fillers • Office Gifts • Leaving Gifts • Adult Humour • Funny Gifts • Joke Presents • Movie Fans • Friends & Family

A tiny prescription for a very serious case of needing a laugh. 💊😂