If there's one thing new parents have in common, it's that they're all a bundle of nerves that they'll somehow screw it up. Give 'em confidence and a chuckle with this card to let 'em know no one could do it better. (It'll be their favorite honest card among a sea of storks and teddy bears. For real.)

A2 folded card (4.25” x 5.5”); inside is left blank for your message.
Each card comes with a kraft envelope to match.
Letterpress printed with a deep impression on beautiful 100% cotton paper using a vintage 1913 letterpress.

Single Cards are packaged in a clear sleeve with a kraft envelope.
Boxes of 4 are packaged in a kraft box with clear slipcover.
Bulk orders (20+) are sleeved in a stack with kraft envelopes.

To get our discount for Mix&Match (5+) or Bulk (20+) orders, simply add your favorite cards from our store to your cart using the corresponding dropdown selection. Please note, if you check out without meeting the required minimums (5+ or 20+ cards of any design), we will reach out to amend or cancel your order. Orders of 4 or fewer cards do not qualify for these discounted rates. Thank you for shopping small!