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Funny Black Cat Greeting Card: Sassy Offensive Humor

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  • Materials: paper, envelope, ink
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“This is hilarious - love it!”

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Jun 18, 2025

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Price:$5.97

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5.0

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5.0 Item quality
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100% Buyers recommend
5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Etsy buyer Jun 18, 2025

This is hilarious - love it!

Etsy buyer Jun 18, 2025

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Specifications

I always laugh when I hear the phrase "fuck face". Maybe you do too.

• Blank inside, 5.5" x 4.25" folded (A2)
• Recycled 100lb matte offset card stock
• 100% Recycled kraft envelope
• Single cards are packaged in a sealed clear cellophane sleeve. Don't want a sleeve, let me know! If you purchase more than 1 card, they will be packed in kraft paper.

thebeautifulproject made this item with help from
Local Print Shop, Vancouver, BC

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thebeautifulproject
thebeautifulproject ·

Vancouver, Canada

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Listed on Aug 29, 2026