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Funny Horse Mug, A Wise Woman Once Said I'm Getting a Horse, Equestrian Gift

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  • Made by CryLaughing
  • Materials: Ceramic
  • Capacity: 11 fluid ounces

Funny Horse Mug – Horse Gifts for Women – A Wise Woman Once Said I’m Getting a Horse

For the horse-mad woman who knows exactly where her priorities lie, this funny horse mug makes a brilliant choice when you're looking for horse gifts with a bit of humour. Perfect for horse owners, riders and equestrians, it makes a fun horse gift for women for birthdays, Christmas or Secret Santa – especially for anyone who would happily choose another horse over almost anything else.

The design reads:

“A Wise Woman Once Said...
‘Fuck It, I’m Getting A Horse’
And She Lived Happily Ever After”

Choose Your Horse

Choose the horse colour that best suits you or the person you're buying for:

Bay • Chestnut • Black • Piebald • Grey • Palomino

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The design is available as:

Mug only
Mug & matching coaster
Coaster only

If you're ordering a mug, simply choose your preferred mug colour from the available options.

Design printed on both sides of the mug
High-quality permanent sublimation print
Dishwasher and microwave safe
Matching coaster available
Choice of six horse colours
Ideal for horse owners, riders, equestrians and horse lovers
A funny horse gift for birthdays, Christmas or Secret Santa

Your order will be securely packed and sent by tracked Royal Mail delivery.

Designed and printed by Cry Laughing.

  • Ships out within 1 business day
  • Returns & exchanges not accepted
  • Ships from: United Kingdom

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Reviews for this item

What buyers say, summarized by AI: Fast shipping Great quality As described Perfect gift Love it Looks great Well packaged

5.0

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(119 reviews)

4.9 Item quality
5.0 Shipping
5.0 Customer service
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Joanne Sep 12, 2026

Happy with purchase of mugs. So far so good.

Joanne Sep 12, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Aoife Aug 25, 2026

Great gift thank you, receiver loved it

Aoife Aug 25, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Jess Mar 26, 2026

Ordered really quickly, well packaged made a excellent present for my sister in laws 60th birthday who loves her horse and surname is Wise!! Thank you

Jess Mar 26, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Liz Mar 18, 2026

Exactly as described and arrived on time!

Liz Mar 18, 2026

CryLaughing
Andrew Rosenthal
CryLaughing ·

Newcastle upon Tyne, United Kingdom

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