Report this item to Etsy

Price:$6.99+

Dirty Birthday Card for Her | Raunchy Birthday Cards | Witty Birthday Card | Wife Birthday Card | Girlfriend Birthday Card | Raunchy Gifts

AsToldByEllie  
5 out of 5 stars
Arrives soon! Get it by Sep 16-22 if you order today
Sep 16-22

Please select an option

You can only make an offer when buying a single item

Star Seller. This seller consistently earned 5-star reviews, shipped on time, and replied quickly to any messages they received.

Highlights

  • Designed by AsToldByEllie
  • Party decor for gatherings and celebrations

A naughty birthday gift for her.

Card Details ↓
- Text: sit on my face i mean, happy birthday
- Inside: (blank)
- Size: A2 (4.25in x 5.5in)

Other Details ↓
- Comes with an extra kraft envelope
- Wrapped in a cello sleeve for added protection
- Processing time is 1-2 business days
- Greeting cards typically take 5-10 business days to arrive* (International shipping time varies)

  • Order today to get by Sep 16-22
  • Returns & exchanges not accepted
  • Free shipping
  • Ships from: Gulf Breeze, FL

There was a problem calculating your shipping. Please try again.

Etsy Purchase Protection
Shop confidently on Etsy knowing if something goes wrong with an order, we've got your back for all eligible purchases — see program terms

Etsy invests in climate solutions like electric trucks and carbon offsets for every delivery. See how
Etsy invests in climate solutions like electric trucks and carbon offsets for every delivery. See how

Reviews for this item

What buyers say, summarized by AI: Love it Great quality Fast shipping Looks great As described Perfect gift Helpful seller

4.9

We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience.

(100 reviews)

5.0 Item quality
4.9 Shipping
4.9 Customer service
98% Buyers recommend
Filter by category
5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Edwin Mar 29, 2026

Excellent! Item arrived rapidly and exactly as described!

Edwin Mar 29, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

DeJai Jan 17, 2026

Loved it. Hilarious. Looks great.

DeJai Jan 17, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Etsy buyer Nov 25, 2025

Appreciate the item and service

Etsy buyer Nov 25, 2025

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Branden Aug 28, 2025

Great product and I got it fast

Branden Aug 28, 2025

Photos from reviews

AsToldByEllie
Ellie
AsToldByEllie ·

Gulf Breeze, Florida

We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 5.0
·
40.5k sales
·
5 years on Etsy
Ellie
1 shop member
Message seller

Typically responds within a few hours

Typically responds within a few hours

Smooth shipping Has a history of shipping on time with tracking.

Speedy replies Has a history of replying to messages quickly.

Rave reviews Average review rating is 4.8 or higher.

You may also like

Shoppers with similar taste loved these

Show more
Show more

Explore related searches

Underwear Birthday Card

Dirty Birthday Cards for Her

Listed on Sep 11, 2026
610 favorites
Homepage Paper & Party Supplies Paper Greeting Cards Birthday Cards

Looking for more? Find it on Etsy