Sassy Funny Greeting Card for your Friend Random body part fell off . . .

Funny card for your friend.
➽ Blank on the inside ready for you to personalize it.
4.25”x5.5” inches
Comes with matching envelope.

I have been asked for cards that are more non-gendered and sassy. So I created this Simply Sassy line. They are just that, simple design with just the right amount of sass. Perfect for your friends and family that share your sense of humor.

➽ I normally ship within 24 hours Mon-Fri. However, I do travel out of town for markets and that can delay shipping. I will send you a message if you have ordered and I can’t ship right away to let you know the time frame. If you have any questions about shipping, feel free to message me before you order.
➽ Please note that if your order is 4 cards or less, it will be mailed via USPS First Class and will NOT come with a USPS tracking number (same is if it were mailed like a regular first-class letter). Since I print the labels through Etsy, there is a label ID, which will sometimes show tracking but only in your Etsy account. Please do not rely on this tracking as it isn’t the same as actual USPS tracking. It may show that the label has been created, or pre-transit, or say that it was delivered, but this often means it was ‘delivered’ to your local post office.
➽ If your order is shipped FREE SHIPPING (First Class) I will not immediately refund or replace your order due to USPS delivery timeline.
➽ You may UPGRADE shipping in your cart to USPS Ground Advantage - this option DOES include a tracking number and typically (not guaranteed) delivers in 2-5 days from ship date.
As always FREE shipping when you make a purchase of $35 or more in my shop, it's automatic once you meet the $35 minimum. Any combination of items, so start filling that cart up and stock up!
❤ Thanks for stopping by and having a look. If you have any questions, just message me!