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Printable funny dark humor birthday card for teenager or older adult. Instant download cynical card for dark naturalism fans.

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  • Designed by BlackbirdAutumnArt
  • Party decor for gatherings and celebrations
  • Digital download
  • Digital file type(s): 1 ZIP

Let this gloomy lady and her black balloon wish your friend a tolerable birthday.

The card is blank inside and there’s a small logo on the back exterior.

This is a digital file, so you won’t receive any physical items in the post. You can download the file on a laptop or desktop and print at home, upload to an online printer, or take it to a copy shop. It’s not possible to download a digital product through the Etsy app.

The files are not editable. Printed colors may vary slightly due to differences in monitor and printer calibrations. Print quality depends on the type of printer and paper used. For best results use cardstock paper.

You’ll receive a ZIP file that includes:

- A pdf instruction sheet with tips on printing

- One .jpg file and one .pdf file for an A6 (10.5 x 14.8 cm) folded card

- One .jpg file and one .pdf file for an A5 (14.8 x 21 cm) folded card

- One .jpg file and one .pdf file for a 4.25 x 5.5 inch folded card

- One .jpg file and one .pdf file for a 5 x 7 inch folded card

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5.0

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CharityHope Dec 13, 2025

Perfect since this will literally be her reaction.

CharityHope Dec 13, 2025

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Diane May 4, 2024

This card was easy to print and graphic was great. I love to send off-beat birthday cards.

Diane May 4, 2024

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Kaelyn Nov 8, 2023

Gorgeous, super easy to print.

Kaelyn Nov 8, 2023

BlackbirdAutumnArt
Mari K.
BlackbirdAutumnArt ·

Finland

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