Funny New Baby Card, Expecting Mom Card - I'm Sorry You Can't Drink. Or Fit Into Pants. Also... Here's A Gift That's Not For You

Name: Funny New Baby Card, Expecting Mom Card - I'm Sorry You Can't Drink. Or Fit Into Pants. Also... Here's A Gift That's Not For You
Brand: EverydayFrank
SKU: 1466745962
Price: 4.75 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.9 (546 reviews)

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Introducing our hilarious and cheeky Funny New Baby Card, perfect for that expecting mom in your life! This card is guaranteed to bring a smile to her face as it playfully says, "I'm Sorry You Can't Drink. Or Fit Into Pants. Also... Here's A Gift That's Not For You." The sarcastic yet lovable design features bold and colorful typography, making it a standout choice among all the traditional baby cards out there. Whether you're looking to add a touch of humor or simply celebrate the joys of impending motherhood, this card is sure to be a hit. Don't miss the chance to bring laughter and joy to the new mom-to-be. Get your hands on this funny, one-of-a-kind card today!

Outside : I’m sorry you can’t drink. Or fit into pants (also… here’s a gift, that’s not for you)

Inside : Unleash your inner wordsmith - Blank Inside for your personal touch!

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-5.5 x 4.25 (A2) folded card
-A2 Envelope
-Blank on the Inside
-Professionally printed on quality heavy weight card stock

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We package all our cards in clear plastic sleeves. If you wish to have your card shipped sleeve-less please leave a note in notes to seller.

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US ORDERS 4-10 Business Days (up to 15)
CAN ORDERS 2-8 Business Days (Up to 12)

Canadian orders are shipped by standard mail via Canada Post. Canadian orders DO NOT come with tracking. If you need faster shipping or tracked shipping please select TRACKED (CANADA ONLY) shipping at checkout.

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Once shipped, please allow approximately 2-15 business days (Unless upgraded to tracked) for orders shipping to Canada & United States to receive card . This is just an estimate and it can take longer depending on season, postal delays, etc.

Due to monitor and printer settings, the colors you see on your screen might be slightly different from your printed product.

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Our paper products are printed in our home studio in British Columbia Canada we use tried and tested printing equipment and high-quality materials

US ORDERS 4-10 Business Days (up to 15)
CAN ORDERS 2-8 Business Days (Up to 12)
INTERNATIONAL ORDERS 10-25 (Up to 40)

US orders are shipped through Chits Chats using USPS Standard Letter mail. US orders DO NOT come with tracking. If you need faster shipping or tracked shipping please select TRACKED (US ONLY) at checkout.

Canadian orders are shipped by standard mail via Canada Post. Canadian orders DO NOT come with tracking. If you need faster shipping or tracked shipping please select TRACKED (CANADA ONLY) shipping at checkout.

We have partnered with a printer in the US to print our designs on select products. We carefully chose a company with a commitment to quality, time and brand that we truly appreciate.

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At Everyday Frank we believe in the importance of providing our customers with the information they need to make informed purchasing decisions. That’s why we make sure to provide you with cut-off dates for all important holidays throughout the year, including Valentine’s Day and Christmas.

Cut-off dates are provided to ensure that your shipping expectations are met and you can plan accordingly. Pending an unforeseen and unplanned instances.

VALENTINE'S DAY CUT OFF : JAN 20, 2023