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  • May include: Pink and white graphic with the text "Free Shipping" and details about shipping times and methods. The graphic is overlaid on a photo of a black mailbox with a red flag.
  • May include: A green and white graphic with a floral background. The graphic lists four shipping options with their prices and estimated delivery times. The options are USPS Ground Advantage, UPS 3 Day Select, UPS 2nd Day Air, and UPS Next Day Air Saver. The graphic also includes a disclaimer that USPS delivery times are estimated and not guaranteed.
  • May include: A brown paper envelope with a colorful sticker that says "RIP OPEN THIS MOFO" in black text.
  • May include: A pink background with a cactus and flower pattern. The text "@ASTOLDBY.ELLIE WITNESS THE SHIT SHOW FOR YOURSELF" is in black text. Social media icons for Instagram, TikTok, and Facebook are also included.
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  • May include: Pink and white graphic with the text "Free Shipping" and details about shipping times and methods. The graphic is overlaid on a photo of a black mailbox with a red flag.
  • May include: A green and white graphic with a floral background. The graphic lists four shipping options with their prices and estimated delivery times. The options are USPS Ground Advantage, UPS 3 Day Select, UPS 2nd Day Air, and UPS Next Day Air Saver. The graphic also includes a disclaimer that USPS delivery times are estimated and not guaranteed.
  • May include: A brown paper envelope with a colorful sticker that says "RIP OPEN THIS MOFO" in black text.
  • May include: A pink background with a cactus and flower pattern. The text "@ASTOLDBY.ELLIE WITNESS THE SHIT SHOW FOR YOURSELF" is in black text. Social media icons for Instagram, TikTok, and Facebook are also included.
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Happy Birthday to a Badass Bitch | Best Friend Birthday Card | Birthday Card for Her | Snarky Birthday Card for Friend

AsToldByEllie  

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Card Details ↓
- Text: happy birthday to a badass bitch
- Inside: (blank)
- Size: A2 (4.25in x 5.5in)

**FREE SHIPPING = NO TRACKING**

Other Details ↓
- Comes with an extra kraft envelope
- Wrapped in a cello sleeve for added protection
- Processing time is 1-2 business days
- Greeting cards typically take 5-10 business days to arrive* (International shipping time varies)

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NowPrice:$4.50

Original Price: $6.00

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Shipping & return policies
  • Get it by
    Nov 18-24
  • Cost to ship
    FREE to United States, 43215.

Reviews for this item

4.7

We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience.

(10 reviews)

4.9 Item quality
4.4 Shipping
5.0 Customer service
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5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Heather May 24, 2025

Good quality, as described, and shipped quickly.

Heather May 24, 2025

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

McKenzie Feb 8, 2025

Super cute and arrived quickly in packaging that kept it from getting bent. Highly recommend!

McKenzie Feb 8, 2025

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Jaymie May 4, 2024

Nice quality and fast shipping

Jaymie May 4, 2024

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Kathleen Nov 11, 2023

This card with the perfect message was delivered to me quickly (with a bonus sticker!) It’s also printed with vivid inks on high quality heavyweight paper. It’s so worth it to purchase from small sellers, especially considering the price of cards in mass retailers!

Kathleen Nov 11, 2023

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Specifications

Card Details ↓
- Text: happy birthday to a badass bitch
- Inside: (blank)
- Size: A2 (4.25in x 5.5in)

**FREE SHIPPING = NO TRACKING**

Other Details ↓
- Comes with an extra kraft envelope
- Wrapped in a cello sleeve for added protection
- Processing time is 1-2 business days
- Greeting cards typically take 5-10 business days to arrive* (International shipping time varies)

Delivery details and policies

  • Get it by
    Nov 18-24
  • Returns and exchanges
    Not accepted.
  • Ships from
    Gulf Breeze, FL
  • Cost to ship
    FREE to United States, 43215

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AsToldByEllie
Ellie
AsToldByEllie ·

Gulf Breeze, Florida

We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 5.0
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41.2k sales
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5 years on Etsy
Ellie
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Smooth shipping Has a history of shipping on time with tracking.

Speedy replies Has a history of replying to messages quickly.

Rave reviews Average review rating is 4.8 or higher.

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