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Funny 'Heart Attack' Gold Card – Cheeky Humor Gift, Metal Wallet Card
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Heart Attack Card – The Perfect Tongue-in-Cheek Gift Funny gold wallet card, cheeky humour gift and quirky keepsake for yourself or friend.
This Heart Attack Card is the ultimate tongue in cheek gift for anyone who could use a little humour in the chaos of everyday life. Whether you’re slipping it into a greeting card, sending it in the post, adding to a hamper or presenting it as a playful token, this card gives the recipient the physical ability to officially “Pull the Heart Attack Card .”
This isn’t about making light of the condition—far from it. As with all cards in the Get Out of Anything collection, the goal is to provide a spark of humour and a smile during tricky or overwhelming times. It’s a light-hearted, cheeky way for the cardholder to claim a moment of understanding, a free pass, or a small escape from life’s minor and major inconveniences.
Why People Love Our Heart Attack Card
The Heart Attack Card is one of the newest members of my ever growing Get Out of Anything family. I have already sold thousands of our original cards, and the feedback from happy customers speaks volumes:
“It brings a smile to my friend’s face every time they see it.”
“Dark humour is the best coping mechanism, and this card nails it.”
“My partner uses it so often I’m convinced we should have it embossed on their forehead!”
“Very high quality cards, quick and helpful customer service to get a custom card made”
My first creation, the original Cancer Card , was born during my own cancer treatment. In one of the most challenging periods of my life, I found that humour was the best medicine I could share—not just with myself but with others. Turning lemons into lemonade, that single card sparked the start of a collection designed to spread smiles, even in dark times.
Thanks to amazing customer feedback and requests, our collection has grown to over a 100 unique cards and counting, each offering a little levity and a lot of personality.
A Funny Gift That Never Expires
Just like the rest of our collection, the Heart Attack Card never expires.
Its purpose? To help its owner navigate the world with a dash of humour. Whether they’re using it to excuse a forgotten meeting, dodge a tedious chore, or simply give themselves a mental breather, this card is the perfect, lasting gift.
This premium card is designed to be durable and eye catching:
Finish: Gold with sleek black text
Material: Hard wearing aluminium metal (0.7mm thick)
Size: 54mm x 85mm (credit card size, fits perfectly in a wallet)
Print: Single sided
Beautifully Packaged for Gifting with an option to send a gift note
Each Heart Attack Card comes with an additional coloured envelope and seal, making it an ideal gift to slip into a greeting card, pop in the post, include in a hamper or hand over as a cheeky surprise. Whether it’s for yourself, a friend, a family member, or a colleague, the card arrives ready to delight.
Shipping Information
We want your card to arrive safely and quickly:
UK Orders: Sent via 2nd Class Post (untracked) and typically arrive within 2 3 working days after dispatch.
International Orders: Sent via Standard International Post (untracked) and can take up to 12 working days to arrive.
Bank Holidays: We continue to post orders as normal, but please allow a little extra time for delivery during these periods.
Join the Get Out of Anything Movement
The Heart Attack Card is more than just a novelty—it’s a keepsake, a conversation starter, and a smile waiting to happen. Our growing range of cards gives people a way to embrace humour, lighten life’s load, and get out of anything (well… almost anything).
Send a gift that sparks joy, or treat yourself to a little light hearted relief. Pull the Heart Attack Card today!
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Reviews for this item
What buyers say, summarized by AI: Great quality Love it Perfect gift Fast shipping As described Helpful seller
Lovely item, would recommend. Thank you
Exactly as expected and recipient loved it. Gotta be a silver lining hasn't there!
Possibly going to regret buying this for my husband it's already been used thank you it came really quick
Seller was amazing when I was asking questions super nice and helpful! The quality of the card was amazing I can’t wait to give it to my dad!
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