Funny Jellyfish Greeting Card | High-Quality 110lb Cardstock | Anniversary | Friendship | Love
Price:$5.49
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Hey there, humor-loving friends! Feast your eyes on our hilarious greeting card perfect for your BFF or significant other. featuring a delightful watercolor jellyfish. This card is not your ordinary run-of-the-mill greeting—it includes a delightful watercolor jellyfish design and printed on top-notch 110lb matte cardstock using a professional photo printer!
Picture this: You're out swimming in the ocean, jellyfish lurking around. Suddenly, you get stung! Fear not, my friend, because if that ever happens, I'd totally pee on you. Yes, you read that right. Our card boldly declares, "If you got stung by a jellyfish, I'd totally pee on you." It's a blend of humor, slightly inappropriate jokes, and that touch of friendship or love that only true bonds can appreciate.
Inside, it's blank, allowing you to pour your heart out with a personalized message. Whether it's for a best friend, a partner in crime, or a significant other, this greeting card will bring laughter, surprise, and a guarantee of memorable moments.
Whether you are giving this to your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, or best friend anyone with a taste for humor and slightly inappropriate jokes will love this card. Trust us, it's an attention grabber and conversation starter that they won't forget.
Key Features:
- A WHITE Envelope is included, card is wrapped in a cellophane sleeve for protection
- Funny jellyfish greeting card for good friends and significant others
- High-quality 110lb matte cardstock for a premium feel
- Professionally printed using a photo printer
- Watercolor jellyfish design that stands out
- Hilarious quote: "If you got stung by a jellyfish, I'd totally pee on you."
- Blank inside for a personalized message
- Designed to bring laughter, surprise, and memorable moments
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Order today to get by Oct 7-15
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