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Funny Father's Day Card | "I Used to Live in Your Balls" | High-Quality 110lb Cardstock

Price:$5.49

By Lindsay

WittyBitsGifts ·

United States

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Oct 7-15

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  • Party decor for gatherings and celebrations

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Do you have a father who deserves an extra laugh this Father’s Day? Get ready for a hilarious and unforgettable Father's Day with our funny greeting card that will leave you in stitches. Crafted with top-notch quality, this card is printed on high-quality 110lb matte cardstock using a professional photo printer, ensuring it's not just any ordinary card—it's a masterpiece of humor.

Feast your eyes on the front, featuring a cartoon sperm with a mischievous grin, accompanied by the bold statement, "I used to live in your balls. Happy Father's Day." It's a cheeky and unexpected way to celebrate the unique journey of fatherhood, filled with humor and playful appreciation.

Inside, we've left it blank, giving you the perfect canvas to add a personal touch. Pour your heart out with a heartfelt message or continue the laughter with your own witty remark. Make this moment one to remember!

This card is designed for adults who enjoy humor, inappropriate jokes, and a sprinkle of swear words. It's for those Dad’s out there who appreciate the lighter side of fatherhood and love to share a laugh, this card is sure to bring joy, laughter, and a touch of mischief to their special day.

Key Features:
- Funny Father's Day greeting card for fathers and father figures
- Printed on high-quality 110lb matte cardstock
- Crafted with a professional photo printer for exceptional detail
- Cartoon sperm design with a cheeky message
- Blank inside for a personal and heartfelt message
- Includes white envelope
- Celebrate Father's Day with humor and playfulness

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