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marriage. because your shitty day doesn't have to end at work. // funny & sarcastic marriage greeting card

Price:$4.89

Arrives soon! Get it by Nov 18-24 if you order today
Nov 18-24

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  • Materials: Cardstock, Paper, Envelope, Resealable Poly Sleeve, Ink, Adobe Illustrator, Matte Paper, Card, Blank

💲4 awesome cards for $17 - add [ANY] 4 cards & enter 4FOR17 at checkout!💲
💲If you order 8 the code is 8FOR34 - 12 is 12FOR51 - 16 is 16FOR68 - 20 is 20FOR85 💲

POTTY MOUTH PRESS: awful cards for awesome people

#sendcardsnottexts

**Please note that if your order is 8 cards or less, it will be mailed via USPS First Class and will not come with a USPS tracking number (same is if it were mailed with a stamp). Since I print the labels through Etsy, there is a Pitney Bowes label ID, which will (most times) show tracking only in Etsy (and largely depends on whether or not the USPS is scanning the label). Please do not rely on this tracking as it is often unreliable and inaccurate. Many customers will receive their order and Etsy's tracking will still show "label created" or "pre-transit". Also, it may be marked 'delivered' in Etsy's tracking, but will often mean it was delivered to the post office in the respective zip code, NOT to you.**

🚽 OUTSIDE:
➡ "marriage. because your shitty day doesn't have to end at work."

🚽 INSIDE:
➡ blank for personal message

🚽 INCLUDES:
➡ white card, kraft (brown) envelope & clear, plastic sleeve

🚽 DIMS & DETAILS:
➡ card - 5.5” x 4” - white matte cardstock
➡ w/A2 envelope (kraft [brown]) - 5.75" x 4.25"
➡ landscape orientation

🚽 PROCESSING/SHIPPING:
➡ ships: in 1-3 days via USPS First Class - this does NOT come with a tracking number.
➡ OR UPGRADE shipping in your cart to Priority (USPS Flat Rate Envelope) - this option DOES include a tracking number and typically (not guaranteed) delivers in 2-5 days from ship date (depending on location).

*watermark and/or censorship is for digital purposes only & will not be printed on the card*

Each item is individually designed, printed, folded, packaged & mailed by yours truly. If you need something tweaked, changed, added, omitted, customized - just let me know!

🚽 BACK TO THE MAIN SHOP:
➡ https://www.etsy.com/shop/thepottymouthpress/

WHOLESALE? I do! Send me an Etsy message to discuss.

🚽 This will be the only time I say this: "I love stalkers - please like & follow me!"
➡ Instagram: instagram.com/thepottymouthpress
➡ Facebook: facebook.com/pottymouthpress

🚽 be the first to know about special offers! all i need is your e-mail and first-born child (just kidding...about the kid thing...you couldn't pay me to take 'em).
➡ sign up here: https://mailchi.mp/2bf2d95b711c/pottymouthpress

🚽 COLOR DISCLAIMER:
➡ actual color(s) may vary due screens/monitors displaying colors differently of which everyone sees differently. i try extremely hard to ensure my cards are true-to-color as possible, but please understand the actual color may vary slightly from your screen/monitor.

  • Order today to get by Nov 18-24
  • Returns & exchanges not accepted
  • Free shipping
  • Ships from: Rockford, IL

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Reviews for this item

5.0

We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience.

(7 reviews)

5.0 Item quality
4.9 Shipping
5.0 Customer service
100% Buyers recommend
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5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Claudia Jun 18, 2026

Love the humor. Good quality paper. Arrived on time. Thank you.

Claudia Jun 18, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Rebecca May 9, 2026

Great quality cards! Everybody I’ve given them to loves them!

Rebecca May 9, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Amanda Sep 27, 2025

Such a fun card for an anniversary!

Amanda Sep 27, 2025

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Etsy buyer Aug 10, 2024

hilarious card. such a great find

Etsy buyer Aug 10, 2024

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thepottymouthpress
Potty Mouth Press
thepottymouthpress ·

Rockford, Illinois

We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 5.0
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125.7k sales
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7 years on Etsy
Bree Zingre
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Smooth shipping Has a history of shipping on time with tracking.

Rave reviews Average review rating is 4.8 or higher.

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