Why is your individual card shipping rate not the cost of a postage stamp?

All greeting cards are shipped at a first class package rate so that I can provide tracking. Tracking is important for proof of delivery, and to let customers know when to expect their package. The shipping rate also includes the cost of our recycled chipboard mailers that keep your card from getting bent or damaged during shipping. The good news is that the first class package rate stays the same up to 4 ounces, so you can add more cards to your cart and save on shipping!

Why is the inside greeting printed on the back of your cards?

In addition to selling cards directly to lovely Etsy customers like you, I also have many small shops that carry my cards. The inside greeting is printed on the back of the card to prevent store customers from removing (and damaging) the packaging in order to read the inside of the card. Our logo and recycled info is also printed on the back of the card.

Wholesale availability

Yes, I love wholesale orders! Please visit the wholesale page on my main website: modernprintedmatter.com

Custom and personalized orders

Depending on my current schedule, I do take on custom orders for art prints and pieces ordered in bulk. Contact me with your project for more info. Please note that I do not customize single greeting card orders.

Gift wrapping and packaging

We currently do not offer gift wrapping, but we can enclose a gift message for orders shipping directly to the recipient. Please leave me a note at checkout with your request.

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funny halloween card / scary things

Name: funny halloween card / scary things
Brand: ModernPrintedMatter
SKU: 1541645662
Price: 5.00 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 5.0 (17178 reviews)

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Designed by ModernPrintedMatter
Party decor for gatherings and celebrations
Materials: paper
Gift wrapping available
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This greeting card is eco-friendly! Printed in the USA on heavy 100% PCW recycled paper (no new trees). Measures 4.25"x5.5" folded. Paired with a 100% recycled brown kraft envelope and packaged in a clear cello sleeve. Shipped in a recycled paperboard mailer with USPS tracking. Package rate stays flat for up to 4 ounces. Add more cards to your cart to save on shipping. See FAQ below for more info.

★Choose any 4 single cards to receive a discounted price here: https://www.etsy.com/listing/110623079/assorted-greeting-cards-funny-cards

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Buyer highlights, summarized by AI: Fast shipping · Well packaged · Would recommend · Perfect addition · Love the shop · Well crafted · Cute

5.0

(6 reviews)

5.0 Item quality

5.0 Shipping

5.0 Customer service

100% Buyers recommend

5 This item

Retagene Jan 28, 2026

Perfect card for my nephew who raises exotic spiders!

Retagene Jan 28, 2026

5 This item

Jay Aug 12, 2024

Got to hand it to the artist, a dreadfully delightful card. Well crafted. Image and print are clear and well defined. Nice color. Card stock is a sturdy weight. Card and envelope fit well together. Quick dispatch. Good packing. I am a repeat customer of this shop and will be again.

Jay Aug 12, 2024

5 This item

Etsy buyer Dec 28, 2023

Too funny for Halloween. Recommended shop.

Etsy buyer Dec 28, 2023

5 This item

Jay Oct 12, 2023

Quality quirky card. Image and print are clear and well defined. Colors are sharp. Card stock is a good weight. Card and envelope fit well together. Swift dispatch. Good packing. I will be a repeat customer.

Jay Oct 12, 2023