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Funny Birthday Mug: No One Watches TV Better Than You Humor Gift

Price:$14.99+

Original Price: $24.99+

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AlabasterBone  

Ships from Michigan

Arrives soon! Get it by Nov 13-18 if you order today
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Highlights

  • Designed by AlabasterBone
  • Ships from Michigan! Shorter shipping distances are kinder to the planet
  • Materials: Ceramic

Looking for a Funny Birthday Mug? Funny No One Watches TV With Their Eyes Closed Better Than You Birthday Happy Birthday Coffee Cup!

This item is custom designed and NOT available in stores.

11oz Mug and 15oz sizes available for your convenience.

Dishwasher and microwave safe. Easy to clean!

The highest quality printing possible is used. This is not a decal. The design is permanent and will never fade no matter how many times you wash it!

Our designs are printed on both sides of your mug. Yep, yep, righty or lefty, people are going to see your AWESOME birthday mug.

Printed and shipped from the USA.

Great for all your hot beverages! Coffee, hot chocolate, soup, or tea.

HOW TO ORDER:

1. Select Quantity & Capacity from the drop down menus on the listing.

2. Add to cart.

3. Please, and this is very important, ensure that your shipping address is correct. We don't want your mug floating around out there in the universe somewhere.

4. Checkout

PROCESSING TIME: Our processing time is 1-3 business. As this item is made specifically for you when ordered sometimes we anticipate longer times during the holiday season.

Please also note that the actual print colors on your funny birthday mug may slightly vary from those seen in the listing photos due to the nature of the printing process. This is only natural.

An AlabasterBone™ brand Product.

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  • Returns & exchanges not accepted
  • Cost to ship: $5.97
  • Ships from: Detroit, MI

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Reviews for this item

What buyers say, summarized by AI: Love it Perfect gift Fast shipping

5.0

We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience.

(11 reviews)

5.0 Item quality
5.0 Shipping
5.0 Customer service
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5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Glenn Sep 8, 2026

All is well and looks great! I’m very happy with your work and the delivery.

Glenn Sep 8, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Jeanette Oct 16, 2024

Great gift for my son in law

Jeanette Oct 16, 2024

Response from Connie

Your review made me chuckle. Glad I could be of service. Happy birthday to your son in law! :)

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Susan Aug 30, 2024

My father loved his mug.

Susan Aug 30, 2024

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Etsy buyer Jul 12, 2024

Great item, service, & shipping. Thanks so much.

Etsy buyer Jul 12, 2024

AlabasterBone
AlabasterBone ·

United States

We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 4.8
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28.4k sales
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8 years on Etsy
Connie
1 shop member

Typically responds within a few hours

Typically responds within a few hours

Smooth shipping Has a history of shipping on time with tracking.

Speedy replies Has a history of replying to messages quickly.

Rave reviews Average review rating is 4.8 or higher.

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