A Wise Woman Once Said Fuck This Shit | Break Up & Divorce | New Beginnings Encouragement Gift for Her | Floral Best Friend Sister Card
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Show your unwavering love and support in true potty mouth fashion with this funny and supportive sweary 5x7 greeting card. Perfect for your bestie or sister going through a break up, separation, or divorce. This cute floral card is a sweet reminder that happily ever after is waiting, it's just on the other side of all this bullshit.
★THE CARD★
Front: A WISE WOMAN ONCE SAID FUCK THIS SHIT AND SHE LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER
Blank inside for your personal message.
Size A7 (5" x 7") Slightly larger than most cards. Perfect for writing messages.
Kraft sealable envelope included
Professionally printed on premium matte card stock.
Comes in a cello sleeve for added protection.
Packed with love from Salt Lake City, Utah
★PLEASE NOTE★
The finished product may have slight variations due to color differences in monitors and screens.
📦★★★IMPORTANT SHIPPING INFORMATION. PLEASE READ BEFORE PLACING YOUR ORDER ★★★ 📦
Your card is ready to ship for FREE via USPS First-Class Mail within 1-2 business days.
Delivery typically takes 4-10 business days depending on your location.
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★ Unfortunately, I am unable to offer refunds for items that do not arrive before a desired date or holiday, as delivery timelines are outside my control once shipped.
Thank you so much for your understanding and supporting my shop!
Jenna
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Reviews for this item
What buyers say, summarized by AI: Fast shipping Great quality As described Love it Perfect gift
great quality fast shipping and get customer service.
Divorce sucks! If ya don’t laugh you’ll cry. This hilarious divorce card lightened the mood. Thanks!
Arrived as promised Packaged well Great card on nice card stock
Perfect for a friend who can't get out much these days.
Smooth shipping Has a history of shipping on time with tracking.
Speedy replies Has a history of replying to messages quickly.
Rave reviews Average review rating is 4.8 or higher.
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