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Sweary Card for Friend: Last Minute Card, Fuck This Shit, Breakup, Divorce Card, Cancer Card, Funny Sympathy Card, Fired, Thinking of You

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Looking for a card to make them literally laugh out loud, even when life is hard? Look not further than this printable greeting card!

In a rush, and need an awesome card last minute? This instant download, print-at-home card has you covered!

This hand designed card will help you let them know that you are thinking of them, while acknowledging that sometimes the only thing to do is say Fuck This Shit! A little swearing can help at lot!

It features:
-"Fuck this Shit" with a botanical design on the front
-Blank inside for your personal message
-Plenty of space for a handwritten note

Card measures 5" x 7" when printed + folded.

Prints on A4 or letter sized paper - you choose! Simply print the pages on the double sided printing setting, cut the card out + fold it in half. Voila! The perfect card to make her laugh + feel celebrated!

What is included:
-PDF file
-Both A4 and letter sized files

After your payment is processed through Etsy (it usually takes a couple minutes), your downloads will be available instantly via .pdf files! View them on your laptop, tablet, or phone! Choose your favorite, print it out, and get started right away!

*Please note this is a digital download + no physical items are included*

*Any accessories/decor shown with the card in the pictures or video are not included! Thank you!*
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Tasha Mar 18, 2025

Epic. Used for a "Divorciversary" card to go with flowers & was well received. Thanks!

Tasha Mar 18, 2025

Response from Jessica

I LOVE this! Thanks so much for sharing Tasha!

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

carolyn May 27, 2024

Exactly as described & was exactly what I was looking for. Instant download, easy-to-follow instructions.

carolyn May 27, 2024

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