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Funny Retirement Party Invitation Template, Printable Fun Holy Shit Surprise Invite Evite Editable Instant Download Digital File

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A funny retirement party invitation for a fun retiree. Include text to convert the design to a surprise, if desired. Black and white design enables b&w printing, which is significantly cheaper regardless of where you print, and the simplicity of the design prints beautifully even on a basic home printer. Or you can send from your phone.


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Welcome to Instant • Invitation! Included with your purchase is:
- 5x7" Invitation - download as PDF (with or without kraft background) with 2-on per 8.5x11" page, 1-on 5x7" PDF, or 5x7" JPG
- Instructions for personalizing your invitation


THE PROCESS IS SIMPLE

1 - You'll receive an email from Corjl with a link to personalize your invitation. (If purchasing on etsy, be sure the email associated with your etsy account is correct.)

2 - Personalize your invitation -- include your wording, change colors and fonts, add an image, etc.

3 - Download your invitation. Use 2-on version for printing on full-page white or light brown card stock; then, cut! Use 1-on version for printing on 5x7" paper or for email/text. You will also see the option to send your invitation online through Paperless Post, if desired.

* And a WONDERFUL BONUS: no color printing means a SIGNIFICANT SAVINGS in printer ink if printing at home or printing costs if printing at a copy shop. For example, buy kraft paper from Joann's for $7/pk of 50 and have Fed Ex print at a rate of less than .25 per B&W printed page.


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100% Buyers recommend
5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Mary Oct 2, 2025

Very easy to edit and use

Mary Oct 2, 2025

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Etsy buyer May 11, 2024

The Best invite ever! Printing was a breeze , look amazing , cut lines make it super easy .

Etsy buyer May 11, 2024

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Cheri Jul 15, 2026

Cheri Jul 15, 2026

InstantInvitation
InstantInvitation ·

Glendale, Arizona

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Listed on Nov 13, 2026