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Funny Postpartum Journal: New Mom Gift, 30-Day Prompts

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Jun 26-Jul 1

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^^ Warning: Mature Content & Profanity ^^
Introducing the interactive postpartum JOURNAL version of my (highly inappropriate) postpartum calendar! This is the sister listing to my postpartum page-a-day calendar. This journal is a compact, heavyweight journal with daily writing prompts for new mamas. We know you don't have time to write essays on blissful postpartum moments. Instead, here is a practical approach to memorializing these very tough first 30 days. Questions? Send me a message. I'm always happy to help.

WHO IS THIS JOURNAL FOR?
- New moms.
- New moms who aren't easily offended.
- New moms who aren't easily offended, who have friends who are also not easily offended.
- New moms who aren't easily offended, who have friends who are also not easily offended, who aren't afraid of the cold, hard TRUTH about your first 30 days postpartum.
SPOILER ALERT: It ain't pretty.

Other notes:
- These calendars were handmade, so you may see some creasing of the pages.
- Each page has heavyweight journal paper that holds ink very nicely. Keep in mind, once you flatten out each page, the journal will crease.
- There are 30 days of journal prompts. Prompts are all the same throughout and encourage the writer to circle an option for how they are feeling that day.
** Makes a fun baby shower gift. However, best to not have mama-to-be read it out loud to the group, especially if Aunt Suzy is present...

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Sharon Jun 3, 2026

Since I had this shipped to my daughter-in-law, I can only presume it was 5 star quality!! Thank you :)

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Megan Nov 19, 2023

Fast shipping & excellent communication. Just as described, thanks!

Megan Nov 19, 2023

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