• May include: Black t-shirt with a white graphic of a gas gauge that reads "My Boat Doesn't Run On "Thanks"".
  • May include: Color chart showing 12 Bella + Canvas shirt colors. The colors are: White, Natural, Athletic Heather, Black, Baby Blue, Light Blue, True Royal, Navy, Dark Grey Heather, Heather Navy, Army, and Red. Solid colors are 100% cotton. Heather colors and solid black are 52% cotton, 48% polyester. Athletic Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
  • May include: Unisex sizing chart for Bella + Canvas 3001 t-shirts, showing width and length measurements in inches for sizes S through 3XL.
  • May include: Green t-shirt with a black graphic of a fuel gauge that reads "MY BOAT DOESN'T RUN ON THANKS".
  • May include: A beige t-shirt folded on a woven mat. The text "Only the Best" is written above the t-shirt. The text "SUPER SOFT FEEL", "CRISP GRAPHIC", "TRUE FIT DESIGN", "ECO-FRIENDLY PROCESS", and "PRINTED & SHIPPED FROM USA" is written below the t-shirt.
  • May include: White t-shirt with a graphic of a gas gauge that reads "MY BOAT DOESN'T RUN ON "THANKS"". The shirt is being worn by a person with a red, white, and blue scarf.
  • May include: Black t-shirt with a white graphic of a gas gauge that reads "My Boat Doesn't Run On "Thanks"".
  • May include: Color chart showing 12 Bella + Canvas shirt colors. The colors are: White, Natural, Athletic Heather, Black, Baby Blue, Light Blue, True Royal, Navy, Dark Grey Heather, Heather Navy, Army, and Red. Solid colors are 100% cotton. Heather colors and solid black are 52% cotton, 48% polyester. Athletic Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
  • May include: Unisex sizing chart for Bella + Canvas 3001 t-shirts, showing width and length measurements in inches for sizes S through 3XL.
  • May include: Green t-shirt with a black graphic of a fuel gauge that reads "MY BOAT DOESN'T RUN ON THANKS".
  • May include: A beige t-shirt folded on a woven mat. The text "Only the Best" is written above the t-shirt. The text "SUPER SOFT FEEL", "CRISP GRAPHIC", "TRUE FIT DESIGN", "ECO-FRIENDLY PROCESS", and "PRINTED & SHIPPED FROM USA" is written below the t-shirt.
  • May include: White t-shirt with a graphic of a gas gauge that reads "MY BOAT DOESN'T RUN ON "THANKS"". The shirt is being worn by a person with a red, white, and blue scarf.
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The Winky Lemon

Designed by The Winky Lemon

Owner of TheWinkyLemon

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My Boat Doesn't Run on Thanks Shirt, Sarcastic Boating Shirt, Gift for Boater

*How to Place an Order*

1* View all color and size charts before you place your order.
2* Select your shirt "SIZE" and "COLOR".
3* Select the quantity.
4* Click add to cart.

*** If you are ordering more than 1 item, you need to go back and repeat this process
for each item you wish to order.

***Not all colors are available for all styles so please verify the Size and Color charts before ordering. If not, we will select the closest option.

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*UNISEX Bella + Canvas 3001 Jersey Short Sleeve Tee*

These shirts are super soft! They run true to size. Please check the sizing guide before ordering.

⭐️ Solid colors are 100% ringspun cotton
⭐️ Heather colors are 52/48 Airlume combed and ringspun cotton/polyester
⭐️ Preshrunk, soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric
⭐️ Ribbed knit collar with seam
⭐️ Twill taped shoulder-to-shoulder
⭐️Individually screen printed right here in the USA

*Please note that, due to variations amongst computer monitors, actual colors may vary slightly from what appears on your screen.

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*Shipping*

Delivery time depends on destination and other factors. On average, merchandise is produced and shipped from our facility 1-2 business days after purchase. Standard shipping/transit times apply (2-7 business days).

*Customer Service*

If you have any questions, please message us before placing your order and we will be more than happy to assist you!

*Returns & Cancellations*

⭐️30-Day Return Policy
⭐️No Order Cancellations

If for any reason you are unsatisfied with the item you buy, please contact us so that we can discuss help make it right!


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What buyers say

5.0 (8)

“T-shirt came before expected, very well made, exceeded my expectations! Highly recommended.”

Catherine

Jun 7, 2026

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Original Price: $29.99+

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5.0

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Catherine Jun 7, 2026

T-shirt came before expected, very well made, exceeded my expectations! Highly recommended.

Catherine Jun 7, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5

Samantha Jun 17, 2025

The item I purchased was of great quality and arrived on time!

Samantha Jun 17, 2025

5 out of 5 stars 5

BARBARA Dec 2, 2024

High quality, fast shipping and funny

BARBARA Dec 2, 2024

5 out of 5 stars 5

Peggy Aug 8, 2024

What a true statement - son loved it.

Peggy Aug 8, 2024

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TheWinkyLemon
The Winky Lemon
TheWinkyLemon ·

Idaho, United States

We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 4.9
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