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funny card for friend | menopause humor | card for her | mustache | getting old card | hormonal | over 50

Price:CA$7.23

ISaidWhatISaidCards

Arrives soon! Get it by 07-12 Nov if you order today

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Materials: card stock, paper, ink

PRODUCT DETAILS:
★ 5.5” x 4.25” folded card, blank inside
★ printed on 100 lb. white via linen texture cardstock
★ includes a self-sealing A2 kraft envelope
★ logo, name and website address will appear on the bottom center back of card.
★ colors may vary between online viewing and the printed product.

PROCESSING/SHIPPING:
★ orders of 1-4 cards will ship via USPS First Class Letter Mail (same USPS class as mailing a card with a stamp) with no USPS tracking. Etsy will assign a Pitney Bowes label ID, but this tracking isn’t reliable, and many times it is not accurate. It may show as "pre-transit" even after it has been delivered, or "delivered," even if you haven't received it yet. Please do not rely on this tracking. USPS Ground Advantage and Priority Mail shipping upgrades are available at checkout if you would like to track your order via USPS.
★ orders of 5 or more cards will be automatically upgraded to be shipped out via USPS Ground Advantage.
★ orders over $250 will be automatically upgraded to USPS Priority Mail and will require signature delivery confirmation.
★ delivery estimates are not guaranteed delivery dates, and some orders can take 10 or more days from date shipped to deliver depending on USPS delivery times and possible delays due to weather, holidays, etc.
★ cards are shipped inside a sturdy envelope or rigid mailer or box (for larger orders)
★ we are currently unable to provide the free shipping option to APO/FPO/military addresses or Puerto Rico, as we print all postage through Etsy, and at this time, there is not an option to do so through Etsy. If you need to ship to APO/FPO/military address or Puerto Rico, please select a shipping upgrade at checkout. If no upgrade is selected, we will unfortunately have to cancel the order.

OTHER IMPORTANT INFO:
★ for lost, returned or damaged cards see my Shop Policies/FAQs section: https://isaidwhatisaidcards.etsy.com

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What buyers say, summarised by AI: Looks great Love it Great quality Fast delivery

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Pat 05 May, 2026

Fantastic cards. My friends always love it when I send one of these cards. They are so funny and very special. Will not hesitate to buy more.

Pat 05 May, 2026

5 This item

Mary 28 Feb, 2026

Great, funny card. Arrived as expected. Thank you.

Mary 28 Feb, 2026

5 This item

Elaine 09 Sept, 2025

These cards just make my day and the recipients love them. They aren’t only hilarious, they look classy! Great paper and perfect printing. Not smeary like some. Thanks!

Elaine 09 Sept, 2025