• A wooden hoop with a cross stitched design of 3 people looking at a field with a house and bird in the background. Text reads: Behold! The Field In Which I Grow My Fvcks. Lay Thine Eyes Upon It - And Thou Shalt See That It Is Barren.
  • A paper pattern and wooden hoop with a cross stitched design of 3 people looking at a field with a house and bird in the background. Text reads: Behold! The Field In Which I Grow My Fvcks. Lay Thine Eyes Upon It And Thou Shalt See That It Is Barren.
  • An embroidery hoop with a cross stitched design of 3 people looking at a field with a house and bird in the background. Text reads: Behold! The Field In Which I Grow My Fvcks. Lay Thine Eyes Upon It - And Thou Shalt See That It Is Barren.
  • Part of a cross-stitch pattern labeled "Pattern Example (Symbol Version)". Behind the text, you can see the symbols for different colors of thread and stitches.
  • Part of a cross-stitch pattern labeled "Pattern Example (Color Version)". Behind the text, you can see the a grid filled in with colored squares and lines for different colors of thread and stitches.
  • Part of a cross-stitch pattern labeled "Pattern Example (Pattern Keeper Version)". Behind the text, you can see the symbols for different colors of thread and stitches. This pattern is compatible with the Pattern Keeper cross-stitching app.
  • A written list of embroidery floss colors needed for this pattern in three columns. The first shows the thread color and the corresponding symbol used in the pattern chart. The second is the DMC thread number. The third is the name of the color.
  • A wooden hoop with a cross stitched design of 3 people looking at a field with a house and bird in the background. Text reads: Behold! The Field In Which I Grow My Fvcks. Lay Thine Eyes Upon It - And Thou Shalt See That It Is Barren.
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  • A paper pattern and wooden hoop with a cross stitched design of 3 people looking at a field with a house and bird in the background. Text reads: Behold! The Field In Which I Grow My Fvcks. Lay Thine Eyes Upon It And Thou Shalt See That It Is Barren.
  • An embroidery hoop with a cross stitched design of 3 people looking at a field with a house and bird in the background. Text reads: Behold! The Field In Which I Grow My Fvcks. Lay Thine Eyes Upon It - And Thou Shalt See That It Is Barren.
  • Part of a cross-stitch pattern labeled "Pattern Example (Symbol Version)". Behind the text, you can see the symbols for different colors of thread and stitches.
  • Part of a cross-stitch pattern labeled "Pattern Example (Color Version)". Behind the text, you can see the a grid filled in with colored squares and lines for different colors of thread and stitches.
  • Part of a cross-stitch pattern labeled "Pattern Example (Pattern Keeper Version)". Behind the text, you can see the symbols for different colors of thread and stitches. This pattern is compatible with the Pattern Keeper cross-stitching app.
  • A written list of embroidery floss colors needed for this pattern in three columns. The first shows the thread color and the corresponding symbol used in the pattern chart. The second is the DMC thread number. The third is the name of the color.
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Behold the Field in Which I Grow My Fvcks Cross Stitch Pattern PDF - works with Pattern Keeper!

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Inspired by the famous Bayeux Tapestry and the meme that came out of it, you can now cross-stitch your very own barren field of fvcks! Enjoy using a variety of stitches to create three medieval characters, a slightly wobbly house, a bird, and a tree to go along side your field. Old English style lettering reads, "Behold! The field in which I grow my fvcks. Lay thine eyes upon it - and though shall see that it is barren."

Personally, I like to keep mine hanging near my desk for reference when work is just getting stupid.

This cross-stitch pattern measures approximately 8" x 8" when completed on 18-count Aida cloth and fits nicely into a 10" hoop. Your PDF download comes with a full PDF pattern and a list of DMC embroidery floss colors required along with the amounts of each that you will need. The pattern has two versions - one that is the more traditional symbol style (a different symbol for each color of floss) and one that is a full-color version (each square in the grid is filled with the same color as the thread that goest there.) There is also a second PDF pattern that is compatible with the Pattern Keeper app.

This is a digital PDF download - cross-stitch supplies are not included. Due to the digital nature of this product and Etsy's policies, PDF pattern sales are final; there are no returns or refunds available.

This pattern is for individual use only and is protected by copyright. Reselling, reproducing, reprinting, or otherwise using this pattern for financial gain is strictly prohibited. Please contact me directly if you would like to purchase a commercial license to sell physical copies of this pattern or finished works using this pattern.

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