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Rude Baubles | Funny Offensive Bauble | Swear Words | Secret Santa | Novelty Gift | Christmas Baubles | Ceramic Bauble | Minimalist Bauble

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Price:$6.97

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  • This listing is per bauble! Please select the amount of baubles you'd like and then write below the bauble/s you'd like to order.

    I.E if you chose 4 baubles:

    1 x merry af f*ck
    2 x Festive as f*ck
    1 x Bah f*cking humbug

    *more options in the DESCRIPTION

    0/500

You can only make an offer when buying a single item

Highlights

  • Materials: ceramic, vinyl, twine

  • Width: 6 centimeters
    Height: 6 centimeters
    Depth: 6 centimeters

Rude Swear Word Baubles 🙊

what a better way to decorate the tree this year than with a bauble saying exactly how you really feel!

Baubles are ceramic and approx 6cm finished with a twine ribbon to match the aesthetic.

Please check out our other listings for more baubles a little less offensive 😅

bauble options:

- I f*cking hate Christmas
- tis the season to be drunk
- it’s the season to be a c*nt
- bah f*cking humbug
- deck the f*cking halls
- merry f*cking Christmas
- it’s Christmas bitches
- ho ho f*cking ho
- festive as f*ck
- you’re on the c*nt list
- merry as f*ck
- merry c*ntmas
- Santa is a c*nt
- Christmas time, Camel Toe and wine
- Fa La la la la la la F*ck Off

** CUSTOM BAUBLES ALSO AVAILABLE, PLEASE MESSAGE TO CONFIRM WE CAN ACCOMODATE FOR YOUR SAYING **

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✉️ Delivery Information ✉️


We aim to dispatch all orders in 3-5 working days.


Please allow a few extra days after estimated arrival date before contacting us! If however your item has not arrived by this point then please don’t hesitate to message us!


For international orders - last guaranteed dispatch for this item will be 20th November as after this date we cannot guarantee delivery in time for Christmas.



PLEASE ORDER WITHIN PLENTY OF TIME FOR CHRISTMAS!!!



A delay in dispatch will occur if we do not receive all the necessary information for personalised orders.

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  • Order today to get by Nov 12-27
  • Returns & exchanges not accepted
  • Cost to ship: $33.52
  • Ships from: United Kingdom

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Reviews for this item

What buyers say, summarized by AI: Great quality Perfect gift Looks great Love it Fast shipping As described Helpful seller

4.9

We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience.

(174 reviews)

4.9 Item quality
4.8 Shipping
4.8 Customer service
97% Buyers recommend
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5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Gaynor Feb 9, 2026

I love these baubles, great secret santa presy

Gaynor Feb 9, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Rory Jan 27, 2026

Great seller easy transaction would buy again

Rory Jan 27, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Darynée Jan 10, 2026

These match our family’s type of humor and went well on our tree.

Darynée Jan 10, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Kara Jan 3, 2026

White Elephant Christmas gift which was loved

Kara Jan 3, 2026

CoquetConfectioners
CoquetConfectioners ·

Amble, United Kingdom

We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 4.9
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5.9k sales
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3 years on Etsy

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Smooth shipping Has a history of shipping on time with tracking.

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Listed on Oct 29, 2026