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Funny Nurse Mug: I'm a Nurse Not a Wizard, Handmade Ceramic 11oz

PlumfooleryCo  

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  • Materials: Ceramic
  • Dimensions: Capacity: 11 Fluid ounces
  • Made to order

Seller's description

Because nurses perform miracles – but they’re not actual wizards! This hilarious “I’m a Nurse, Not a F*cking Wizard” mug is perfect for NHS workers, student nurses, or anyone in healthcare who deserves a proper laugh with their cuppa.

Printed in ultra high-definition (UHD) inks on a durable 11oz ceramic mug, this design delivers bold humour and appreciation in equal measure. Available in classic white or with a blue handle, and there’s even an optional 9x9cm MDF coaster to complete the gift set.

Microwave and dishwasher safe for everyday use, and proudly designed and printed in the UK, this mug makes the ideal cheeky gift for birthdays, work anniversaries, or just to say, “thank you for all that you do”.

• Funny nurse design: “I’m a Nurse, Not a F*cking Wizard” with whimsical wizard artwork
• Premium ceramic mug: 11oz capacity – ideal for tea, coffee, or hot chocolate
• UHD print quality: Bold, crisp design that won’t fade
• Microwave & dishwasher safe: Practical for everyday shifts
• Choice of colours: Classic white or with a blue handle
• Optional coaster: Matching 9x9cm MDF coaster available
• Perfect for healthcare heroes: NHS nurses, student nurses, midwives, carers & more
• Made in the UK: Designed and printed locally
• Mug size: 9.5cm (H) x 8.2cm (D)

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“Arrived too late for Xmas (said it would be delivered prior) however I know the recipient will love this! Funny novelty item!”

Paaie

Jan 2, 2026

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5.0

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4.2 Item quality
3.5 Shipping
5.0 Customer service
100% Buyers recommend
5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Paaie Jan 2, 2026

Arrived too late for Xmas (said it would be delivered prior) however I know the recipient will love this! Funny novelty item!

Paaie Jan 2, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

James Apr 5, 2024

Great product, great quality and arrived in good time.

James Apr 5, 2024

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Because nurses perform miracles – but they’re not actual wizards! This hilarious “I’m a Nurse, Not a F*cking Wizard” mug is perfect for NHS workers, student nurses, or anyone in healthcare who deserves a proper laugh with their cuppa.

Printed in ultra high-definition (UHD) inks on a durable 11oz ceramic mug, this design delivers bold humour and appreciation in equal measure. Available in classic white or with a blue handle, and there’s even an optional 9x9cm MDF coaster to complete the gift set.

Microwave and dishwasher safe for everyday use, and proudly designed and printed in the UK, this mug makes the ideal cheeky gift for birthdays, work anniversaries, or just to say, “thank you for all that you do”.

• Funny nurse design: “I’m a Nurse, Not a F*cking Wizard” with whimsical wizard artwork
• Premium ceramic mug: 11oz capacity – ideal for tea, coffee, or hot chocolate
• UHD print quality: Bold, crisp design that won’t fade
• Microwave & dishwasher safe: Practical for everyday shifts
• Choice of colours: Classic white or with a blue handle
• Optional coaster: Matching 9x9cm MDF coaster available
• Perfect for healthcare heroes: NHS nurses, student nurses, midwives, carers & more
• Made in the UK: Designed and printed locally
• Mug size: 9.5cm (H) x 8.2cm (D)

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    Ceramic
  • Capacity
    11 Fluid ounces

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PlumfooleryCo
PlumfooleryCo ·

United Kingdom

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Listed on Aug 20, 2026