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Welcome! We are famous for our funny candles that are ridiculous, witty, comical, and flat-out amusing. Candles are the perfect birthday gift, housewarming gift, bridal shower gift, boss gift, teacher appreciation gift, Mother’s Day gift, or Father's Day gift. Now that I think about it, they are great for dads, moms, brothers, sisters, friends, coworkers or even boyfriends.

// Funny Candles for Women //
Our aromatherapy jar candles blend 100% natural soy wax and coconut wax for a clean, non-toxic, long-burning candle. They're cool and funny for the perfect gift for any occasion. No matter her sense of humor, we have a funny, scented candle that she'll love. So order yours today and make her day!

// Sarcastically Witty Candles for Friends //
Need a gift that will make your friends laugh? Look no further than our sarcastically witty candles! Each candle comes in its own box, ready to be gifted to your favorite person (or even yourself). Whether you're looking for a birthday gift, a housewarming gift, or just a way to piss off your ex, we have the perfect candle for you.

// Candle Gifts for Men or Women //
Our hand-poured candles make the perfect gift for any occasion, whether you're looking for a hostess gift, housewarming gift, bridal shower gift, Christmas gift, teacher appreciation gift, Mother's Day gift, or just a way to make your friend or loved one smile.

ABOUT ME  

Welcome to my shop! Father of 2 beautiful girls and a beautiful wife. Born and raised in the crab capital of the world, "Maryland." The Wicked Funny Candle Co. was born to make people smile by being bold and different.


// HERE’S THE DEAL ON OUR CANDLES //

Our candles are funny, humorous, hilarious, playful, ridiculous, silly, witty, comical and flat-out amusing.
 
      9 oz glass jar filled with soy wax and guaranteed to make you laugh
      One size: 2.8″ × 3.5"
      100% natural soy wax blend.
      100% natural cotton wick.
      50 - 60 hours of average burn time.
      Choose from 5 different aromatic scents.
      Eco-friendly and non-toxic. It contains no lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, or phthalates.
      All scents have the same wax color


// OUR FRAGRANCES //

Apple Harvest
Sweet and spicy apple with bright fruit notes and a touch of spice. Infused with natural essential oils, including cinnamon, nutmeg, clove, orange, and cedarwood.

Cinnamon Vanilla
Warm and inviting cinnamon and vanilla with a deep, complex aroma. Infused with natural essential oils, including gurjun balsam

Clean Cotton
Fresh and clean with a soft, soothing cotton blossom and a hint of lemon. Scent profile includes cotton blossom, Lemon on the top with complementing linen and powder, sandalwood and violet base.

Sea Salt + Orchid
Ocean air with hints of jasmine, lily of the valley, green leaves, wood, and tonka bean.

White Sage + Lavender
Calming blend of herbs and woods with fresh, clean notes and a touch of herbaceousness and spice.


// TRUST THE PROCESS //

      1 - 3 Bus. Days (mixing, pouring, labeling & packing)
      2 - 5 Bus. Days (flying and/or driving to you)
      Total 3 - 8 bus. days from order to received

     **Shipping times are only an estimate. Hey, taking 2-5 days to drive your candle across the country to your door isn't bad.


// ORDER CHANGES AND MODIFICATIONS //

      Orders are released approximately 1 hour after your order is placed.
      Once an order is released, we cannot make changes.
      If you contact us ASAP, we will be happy to put a hold on your order to make changes.


// RETURNS & EXCHANGES //

Customer Service is our top priority; we strive to provide our customers with the highest level of service so they are completely satisfied with their purchase. Our candles are made to order, so returns are not accepted, but I will do what it takes to “make it right.”

– Austin & Family

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